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AN okok so legend says that when you can't sleep it's because someone is thinking about you. WHEN I FIND THE PERSON WHO HAS CONSECUTIVELY BEEN THINKING ABOUT ME FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT I AM GOING TO HARVEST YOUR TOES AND FEED THEM TO YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP, I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND MAKE A COAT OUT OF THEIR SKIN, I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU WILL BE COUGHING CUM FOR A MONTH.  .............................................
Insomnia: it was me
Me: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAÃÅĀAÀÁÂÄ
Ok I now realize how intense that was...I am so sorry, I just really need sleep RN.
OK WELL THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY RANT AND I WILL NOW GIVE YOU WHAT YOU FUCKING CAME HERE FOR

Boomboi POV

I walk into the kitchen and see kirishima making chicken nuggets and I feel more love for this boy than I have literally ever felt over something else in my whole fucking life.
He looks at and smiles that brighter- than-the-sun smile at me and says
" Hey sleeping beauty, I wanted to make breakfast but all I could find was chicken nuggets haha"
I can feel myself blush and I just end up nodding and pulling a chair over to sit in.
"So, how did you sleep?"
I ask him, trying to start a conversation, not like me, I know, but this boy brings all sorts of things out of me.

He blushed and said good really fast, which of corded set off my own red face.
We just kinda sat there staring at the fucking floor till-
*BOOM*
Pikachu fucking knocked the goddamn door down and was running to me and holds his phone up in our faces

" OH MY GOD MY DUDES LØŌK HE SAID THAT HE LIKES ME BÃÇK WTF"
i am so confused right now for two reasons, the first, how did this bitch knock down the dOor, and two, who is the sad fuck that likes  denki, like, come on..
"I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU, YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD FOR EACHOTHER!"  Kiri yelled and hugged Pikachu.
" Now that I told my crush that I like them, you have to tell yours." Denki said.
My heart stopped. He had a crush. How could I be so stupid?! I can't believe I fell for a boy who already had feelings for someone else! It's probably the pink bitch or something I swear. I looked up at him and he was blushing like mad and it make my heart break a little more. He looked at me and gulped, then looked back at Pikachu and shook his head frantically.
"No way, what if they say no?! I can't do that to my self ok?" He looked like he was close to tears and I knew damn well I was too. I can't take much more of this. I push the both of them out of the way and run out the door. I can hear kirishima calling my name from behind me, but I don't look back.

AN ok this chapter was a bit longer I think?? Anyway till next time bitches <3

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