Spider-man Oneshots

Field Trip ~ Part 2

The class had toured the lower intern labs, the Avengers Museum and R&D labs and they were all still very excited for what would come next. The trio however were very bored as they had done this tour numerous times, but they were fine with that. See ever since the badge incident Flash has been more quiet than ever. It was practically heaven for them, everyone else included.

After lunch in the visitors cafeteria Charlie informed them of a last minute Q&A with some higher up Scientists. Peter called bullshit the minute he heard this. Yeah as if some scientists in level 7 was like, 'Oh let's go answers some questions with this tour group.' As if he was going to believe that.

The group gathered in a room that had more than enough chairs for everyone. Flash had clearly woken up from his trip to 'La la land' as when he was on his way to find a seat right at the front he pushed Peter into one of the chairs. "Watch it, Parker." He spat.

Peter was almost 100% sure his family had seen that and now he was actually kind of concerned for Flash for about 5 seconds. Once everyone got a seat it was silent. They were all curious about who would come out from behind the curtain directly in front of them. Was it a famous scientist, or one they hadn't heard of? Was it Bruce Banner perhaps? Maybe even Tony Stark? Whoever it was, they all sat impatiently in their seats because of them.

What the class did not expect was the curtain to open just to reveal every single Avenger that lived in Stark Tower.

Tony Stark, the centrepiece, sat expectingly. It was then silent for a few minutes and everyone, including the Avengers stared at the older Stark. He shifted in his seat and nodded, "Begin." He made a gesture with his hand.

Suddenly hands started shooting up faster than Quicksilver as if it was an auction. Tony pointed at someone in the middle. "You. With the blue shirt." It was Betty Brant.

"I was wondering if you would be giving anyone here internships? If not then maybe keeping list of the people you'd consider giving internships to when at least in college." She asked making Tony ponder for a moment.

"Unfortunately I rarely give internships to high school students. But if you're really interesting in being an intern here at Stark Industries you are more than welcome to apply." His answer seemed to satisfy Betty so she just nodded at him. Peter could feel Flash looking at him smugly as he held his hand up high and flapped it around as if it were a wing.

Tony turned to the others to start picking people and answering questions and finally it was Flash's turn.

Natasha Romanoff was no fool. She knew who Eugene Thompson was and planned to make sure all of the other Avengers knew who he was too. She made a plan. A very good and carefully executed plan. First she went to Pepper asking if she could authorise a field trip to the Tower for Peters class. Pepper found it suspicious but went along anyways, knowing Natasha wouldn't spill her plans anyways. She then made SURE that Friday would say 'Stark' and not 'Parker' even though she was programmed to say Parker at the visitors entrance.

Bucky Barnes was also no fool and knew of Natasha's plans only because he too had similar plans. So when he heard of her plans he teamed up with her and the two then beautifully concocted the idea of an Avengers Q&A.

Then when Peter came in with his permission slip and told the whole family that he would be visiting the Tower, Natasha, Bucky and Pepper weren't shocked like everyone else had been.

The last part of her perfectly devised plan was about to be completed as she pointed at one Eugene 'The Flash' Thompson. "I choose... you! With the green shirt right at the front." She internally smirked in Peters direction as she said this.

Peters POV

His Aunt Nat had smirked at him. But why? He thought for a moment when he realised. She knew.

She knew about Flash and had created this entire field trip just to ruin said boy in front of his class. But she couldn't have done this by herself. Well she COULD have but she didn't.

Peter searches the rest of the avengers eyes and stops at Bucky, who was staring right at him with a tiny smile on his face. Oh god it's both of them. Both of the most deadliest spies on the planet are working together just to bring one teenage bully down.

( end of POV )

Flash clears his throat, "This question is for Tony Stark, but any Avenger can answer it." Tony nodded at him. "Do you give out internships to high schoolers?"

Tony raised his eyebrow at him, "Did I not already answer this question?" He looks around and is met with silence. "Nex-" He begins but gets quickly cut off by Flash. What a great start.

"No no! Don't go to the next person. Did I forget to mention that a student at our school said they have an internship here?" As Flash says this Tony gives a smile to his son sitting right at the back of the class.

"That's interesting anyways don't cut me off-" Tony begins again but Flash seems very intent on 'exposing' Peter.

"Well Mr Stark sir he's obviously lying about it. So I was wondering if you'd call him out on this, just to clear things up that it." Flash smirked, thinking his plan was coming together quite finely.

Tony looked at him confused for a second, believing that maybe he was referring to someone other than Peter. Because they did now that Peters 'internship' was real.. right?

"What's the name of this.. ah.. student you're speaking of." He asks and shifts his position in the couch, getting more comfortable.

"Penis Parker."

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