Man my baby moms nina is getting on my nerves I don't even know why I slept with this hoe all she cares about is money and keeps on telling me if she leaves me that she was going to kill my son yeah I found out I'm having a song six months ago when they did the ultra sound well anyways I gotta go I can't really talk now because I'm at the hospital yeah nina is getting ready to have my son.
And I'm still getting updates on my baby girl yeah normani even though she's not mine she's mine I don't give a damn if she's with that girl jasmine.
Doctor Smith:ok I see the head one more push
Nina:(pushes)
Doctor Smith:it's a boy (looks at dinah) would you do the honor in cutting the umbilical cord
Dinah:yeah I can do that (cuts the cord)
Dinah:welcome to the world Jose Miguel Hansen
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(Jose Miguel Hansen) ☝️☝️☝️
Crystal:oh shit my nephew he looking handsome
Dinah:chill out with the cursing bruh my son is right here
Crystal:my bad my bad but let me holla at you real quick
Dinah:about what crystal
Crystal:normani just performed
Dinah:performed where
Crystal:stupid look
Dinah looked at crystal and said damn my boo killed it but all them girls dancing on mines is a no go but damn she killed it.
Crystal:yeah she did that handstand turned split tho bro after I saw that I called up my girl
Crystal:and wanna know what I said
Dinah:oh god no
Nina:dinah where is the damn car so you just going to talk to crystal all day I literally just gave birth to YOUR son and I wanna go home
Crystal:what did you ever see in her
Dinah:Nina was just a hoe that I had a stupid drunken one night stand with
Nina:I'm right here you know
Dinah:ok and
Nina:just get the damn car so me and your son can go home
Dinah:to who house
Nina:my moms house duh
Dinah looked at crystal and says unfortunately I gotta go this girl tripping but tell me more about my boo later crystal responded as she looked at her phone and saw Katrina name and said to dinah ok cool bro I gotta take this Imma see if my baby can do what normani did on that stage but instead it be my dick.
