- Unintentional Insult and Injury -

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S-H-I-T

As Y/n watched little Jolyne pick up the wounded turtle, she started to cry. "No Jolyne it's okay!" Y/n rushed towards the small crying child. "Oh, what do we have here?" The blonde one asked. "Let go, you imbecile." Y/n pushed him off her. Josuke was already beating her to the punch,

Literally.

"Nobody gets to talk shit about my hair,"

The rest of his group looked at him, in fear. His nose, had changed? Not for the better that's for sure. It looked like a pig snout pushed upwards. "Holy shit!" Y/n had yelled, Jotaro sighing. Jolyne brought the turtle towards Y/n, Y/n looked at the poor turtle about to heal it.

"I hate reptiles, they scare me. But I'll do you a solid." Josuke told the two girls, bringing out Crazy Diamond.(I'm using the original names for all stand names.)

With that, Crazy Diamond punched the turtle Jolyne didn't notice but Jotaro and Y/n did.

"How the fuck does Mr. Joestar's hermit purple create a badass stand-" Y/n whispered to Jotaro, which caused him to let out a chuckle only he could hear.

"Woah! How did you do that?!" Jolyne asked Josuke. "It's a secret I picked up learning as a kid." Josuke blended down to her. "Jolyne, come here." Jotaro commanded.

"Do you know him?" Josuke asked Jolyne, crouching down to her height. "Yeah! He's my daddy and she's my big sis!"

As Josuke looked at the two, Y/n's golden hair compared to Jolyne's and Jotaro's black hair didn't match her. "Did- Did something... happen?" Josuke asked Jotaro, which Jotaro grunted.

"Yes, she's not really mine. But that's besides the point. I'm Jotaro Kujo, your father is Joseph Joestar." He paused. "Family affair, and now it's gone to shit. This is Y/n and Jolyne Kujo, my daughters. Jolyne will be leaving shortly though, on a boat with her mother."

"My apologies for starting the feud between your family, I have started that." Y/n and Jotaro were shocked, they were intending to rough him up for Joseph. "Well it's the olds mans fault in the first place," Jotaro told him. "Mr. Joestar cheated on Susie, so it's not you it's him. No sweat!" Y/n chimed in, nudging Jotaro's arm.

"Josuke, you're so much more different then other boys!~" "Josuke~, your hair looks really nice today!" "Josuke! Let's walk to school together!"

"Oi, Josuke. Run these girls off. I'm not done talking to you." Y/n snickered to herself, knowing Jotaro didn't like the girls near, let alone the noises they make. "Y/n, I won't hesitate to kick your ass later if you don't stop." Jotaro whispered to her, which she complied. Y/n and Jolyne played with the turtle in the fountain.

Only a bit could be overheard, "You can finish this stupid talk about your hair later."

"He, he actually said it!"

As Y/n peered over to Jotaro, it was too late. The punch was already coming. But she felt time freeze, for only a mere second. "Shut up! When girls freak out, it pisses me off!"

"Let's go.." "Seems like they know each other." "Besides he's scary."

"He's also kind of cute, too bad he isn't my age."

"Fix it." Huh..? "I said, fix it." "Fix it damn it!" Oh.. his hat. Instead of helping up Josuke, he instead shook him to death. Josuke sat back down, holding his head. Y/n jumped up, trying to fix the hat.

But instead, it turned back to his old hat. "Oops.."
Y/n muttered. "Hey I like this one better anyways!" Y/n pointed at the pins on it. Jotaro took his hat off, and pushed it back before putting it back on. "It's been a while since I've had this, but I prefer the other one."

"Well... I don't really know how to change it back.." Y/n laughed, slowly backing up.

'What is with these two and their dynamic? It's strange but homely.' Josuke thought.

"We'll be at the grand Morioh Hotel, he's the room number if you need us. We'll be at your house tomorrow." Y/n told Josuke, and waved goodbye.

"Oh! I almost forgot, here's a hand up. Sorry."

As Y/n helped Josuke stand his ground, he felt the Joestar blood within her, "No mark..." He told himself.

Apologies for no updates for 10 days- yikes.

As the three got in their room and situated, Jolyne and Y/n would share a bed while Jotaro took his own.

"So, you really don't know how to change this back?" "No, I really don't."

"Then you've got training to do."

"Oh come onnnn. I can stop time for longer than you- Okay low-blow my bad-" As Jotaro grunted. "I'll get a new hat from Jolyne, she makes them anyways."

"Kay, well I'm tired so I'm gonna sleep."

"It's the middle of the day Y/n," "Shhhh. That's the point."

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