Dirty Diaries: Kenpachi Zaraki Edition~

☕One-shot: Secret Puzzle Barista☕

AU: None

Warnings: None

[Kenpachi Zaraki is in the world of the living with Yachiru and Byakuya Kuchiki, arguing with him when Inoue Orihime and Matsumoto Rangiku comes by during the fight in Urahara's shop and suggest to go out for coffee to cool down. Reluctant to go, Kenpachi manages to drown his current attitude when Yachiru basically forces him to come along so he goes into his Gigai form and follows Orihime and Rangiku in irritation. His brain was too infinitesimal to realize that he was going to get a little more than a cup of coffee.]

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"Hey, Ken-chan!," a bubbly, childlike voice said as a little girl in a knee-high plaid skirt with a white shirt appeared beside a big, scary-looking male in a black leather jacket walking with his hands stuffed in his pockets. His frown indicated that he was no one to mess with as he seemed more agitated than he normally would, but that is, of course, thanks to a royal pain in the a$$ noble.....

"What is it, Yachiru?" the man growled in response as his exposed eye lazily glanced over to the little girl looking up at him, his face showing all of the annoyingness of the world as he continued to walk with irritation.

"Bya-Bya didn't mean to anger you. He just wanted to play with you!" Yachiru exclaimed with a huge smile as she skipped happily beside him, her hand grabbing his wrist as she suddenly grinned and tugged on the sleeve of the leather jacket. "Look, Kenny! Jiggly found the nice coffee shop! There must be some sweets here too!"

Kenpachi soon shifted his gaze up at the coffee shop nearly in front of him, his frown seeming more apparent as he ignored the little girl talking to him, scoffing as he tilted his head and entered the coffee shop. "What a drag." he mumbled to himself as the sudden smell of coffee beans hit his nose as a frisbee would, literally. He sighed in annoyance as he took one hand out of his pocket to hold the little girls' own, his gaze now looking around the cafe' to see quite a bit of people sitting down and chatting about nonsensical subjects. "Let's just hurry up and get some coffee. I wanna find Ichigo after this and fight him."

Orihime sweat dropped slightly at hearing Kenpachi's intentions, chuckling a little nervously as she soon saw one of her friends pulling their (H/L) (H/C) back into a messy ponytail {If you have short hair then clip it back slightly} and soon grinned at her as she waved at them. "Hey ______-chan! I didn't know you were here today. How's your leg doing?" the orange haired girl chirped out as she saw Rangiku staring up at the variety of options that resided on the huge menu.

The (H/C) female looked at Orihime with a kind smile as she pulled on the last bit of her hair into one final knot, leaning against the counter with a raised brow, her (E/C) eyes gazing gently at her blue ones. "Heya Inoue. Boss said for me to come in today since Ricca called out. I was just about to come see you today too." ______ said with a very relaxed voice as she soon stood up straight with a huge grin, looking down at her leg briefly and then up at the curious girl once more, her eyes soon taking notice of a rather tall man in very appealing clothes as she kept her composure. "Eh my leg could be doing better. The wound hurts slightly but something that won't ruin me. At least I killed that bastard off." ______ laughed out as she grinned more devilishly and shook her head, taking notice of Orihime's wide eyes as she leaned against her register.

'Killed someone? Yea right you're very tiny I can't see that.' Kenpachi thought to himself as he overheard the conversation and saw how she grinned when she said she killed him, reminding himself that that must be what he does when he's having a good fight. He heard her rather loud laughter as he saw her brush away a strand of hair away from her enlightening face, his eye locked on her as he soon blinked and snapped out of his thought chain and looked away as he heard her cracking jokes with the orange haired female.