Caillou woke up in a seemingly normal house and went to get breakfast. There were eyes all over the walls staring at him as he ate his sugar covered trix cereal. Then the fricking bunny popped out of the box.
"THAT'S MY TRIX!" The rabbit chuckled then out of the blue slapped the child. Then all the cereal mascots broke down the door. There was Tony the Tiger singing a very interesting song under his breath
"Somebody come get errrr she dancing like a stippeerrrrr."
There was captain crunch who was twerking his way around the kitchen. Count chocola hisses at the light ultimately turning them off. Now Caillou couldn't see anyone or what has happening.
But he felt like he was being grabbed by something or someone. All of a sudden someone screamed.
"THE KNEECAP MAFIA!"
"CAR!" Someone screamed in return. The lights turned on and all the cereal folks were gone but left in there place were the teen titans. The OGs lemme say.
Beast boy and robin were holding ukuleles and Caillou grabbed his out of his pocketzzzz. They were strumming away very badly and singing very badly to,
"SoMeBoDy CoMe GeT hEr ShE's DaNcInG lIkE a StRiPpEr"
The Horde Prime came in with his banjo joining in. But that wolf from the cookie cereal walked in and was like
"eH yOu GuYs KnOw WhErE-" but he was cut off by a tree branch nocking him off his feet and he fell to the ground. Horde Prime dropped everything to check on the wolf and he started sobbing with him in his hands.
"WHY MUST YOU KILL MY BOYFRIEND TREE." He whipped around and started to kill everyone. Caillou noped our of there real fast.
"Djcisjfjwjfjwjfjc" the kid muttered under his breath, as he walked down the street. He was alone and it was getting dark, it was getting spoopy. All of a sudden someone screamed at the top of their lungs.
"SERIAL KILLER!" The woman shrieked and rushed out of the diner. Everyone followed suit. There was a tree branch in there and it appeared to be eating all the cereal. The kid went in to investigate.
"Are you the tree that killed Horde Primes boyfriend?" The inquisitive child asked.
"I'm A cErEaL kIlLeR." Well that explains it. " I eat all the cereal and kill them."
He stated in a very shigaraki voice. The child screamed not wanting his beloved Cheerios to get murdered.
"YOULL NEVER TAKE THEM ALIVE." The kid then ran into a light pole.
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What do you want from me? A Caillou Fanfic?
FanfictionCaillou and various other characters go on a excitinfg adventire. But one of them is hiding something. A 2am story that I wrote when my brain was out of go go juice (I love u if you get the reference) don't worry there is a story!
