Character Collision Randomness

CHAPTER 1

*Snazzy music*

Game show host: Welcome to our show! Today we bring the most well known characters and ask them trivia on one another. Lets meet our teams!

-Bella and Edward walk onto stage-

Edward: " we're the Cullen's and were here to win"

Bella: "uhh. Yeah. Uhm. What he said. O.O"

* Harry Potter and Voldyyy*

Harry : "gee I'm just so delighted to be here today! Hehe!"

Voldemort: " pish posh. Shut your un worthy mouth when your lord speaks..."

Game show host: okay then. Who else...

* Katniss and Peeta walk out *

Katniss: hi. Arnt I like so totally perfect in my fire costume?

Peeta: yes, my lov-

Katniss- what did you just ca-

Game show host: great all the teams are in so here's how the game works. We interviewed 100 people and got answers to the questions in my hands.

* waves flash cards*

So starting with group number one: Bella. Edwardo. We asked 100 people what makes a person most attractive?

Edward: her smell.

Bella: if he sparkles in the sun then he's a tater tots hottie. And if he's over the age if 100. Cause olds the new young.

*Katniss gags*

Game show host: edwardo... Bella. You have a total of 1 point. Who would vote for that as attractive.

* Bella opens her mouth then closes it*

Host: Team two! Same question. What makes a person most attractive?

Harry: well she has to be a beautiful person inside and out.

Voldy: psh. You've got to be kidding me. She should be a replica of me! Bald and with no nose and extremely handsome. Yes my little frail heart is meltin at the thought of the perfect women already!

Harry: I thought you liked men o.e never mind.

Voldy: people change!

Harry: so the statuses about you being in love with UR arch enemy are true!

Voldyyy: yes.

Harry: I've loved you too!

Host: nother conversation for another day. Thankfully Harry's answer got a lot of points for this team. 44 points they take the lead!

Host: your answers Katniss! Peeta?

Peeta: she has to be a hunter. Who always has we hair in a braid. She has to be unknowingly beautiful and have a nice character inside as well.

Host: seems kinda specific...

Peeta: psh huh! No!

Katniss: he has to have his pants hanging low like in the streets and he has to have major spikey hair like edwardo...

Bella: uhm. He's mine.

Edward: there is enough of me to share...

Jacob: Im here for u Bella.

Host: how did u get on this show?

Jacob :Pixy magic.

Peeta: for real!

Jacob: no.

* Voldyyy and Harry run off the set to the dressing rooms.*

Manager calls host : IM CANCELING THIS SHOW!