Snape and the stick

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Ron: ERM MAH GERD SNAPES GOT A STICK UP HIS BOOOTIE!

Snape: I sat on my wand. The nurse shall take care of my bossum In moments.

Harry potter: OH GAWD I GOT A BLOODY PAY PAH CUT! OWWIE.

Three hours later:

SNAPE: Evah have a splint ah in your butt for ovahhh an hour.

Harry: no but I had a Paper cut so were equal!

Snape: oh how I wish I was evil...

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