Stocking up

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Omg omg omg omg!!!

What! What are babbling about Jungkook!?

Jk: Eomma Jin!!!!! It's finally happened! My life has ended!

Jin: What do you mean? Your heart is still beating weirdo!

Jk: I can't live without it Eomma!

Jin: How many times do I have to tell you? It's not Eomma! It's Eomma Jin!

Jk: *rolls eyes* I'm sorry Eomma JIN but this is important! If I don't have it I'm going to die!!!

Jin: Water?

Jk: No?!

Jin: Food?!

Jk: Nope. *on the verge of crying*

Jin: OXYGEN!?!?

Jk: Are you kidding me!? I'm talking about my beloved banana milk! We ran out! I NEED more. I NEED IT!!!

Jin: That's what this was all about? Freaking banana milk!!! Go to the store if you want it!

Jk: We're on lock down!!

Jin: It's not my problem!!! Didn't the government say we could go to stores?

Jk: In other places yes but not here yet.

Jin: I thought you were already stocked up for quarantine?

Jk: I was,  I had 250 boxes of banana milk.

Jin: Then what happened to it?!

Jk: *blinks a few times with a blank face* I drank it.

Jin: What!? You drank all of it!? Why!?

Jk: I was thirsty.

Jin: We've only been on lock down for almost three months?!

Jk: And?

Jin: *Sigh* Go and order it online.

Jk: Good idea Eomma! *excited lil bunny*

Jin: It's Eomma Jin!

~ Meanwhile ~

Let me out of here right now! Let. Me. Go!

No!!! You've gone berserk Hobi!

Like you haven't Yoongi!? All I've heard you talk about is coffee!

S: You take that back right now!

JH: Let me go right now! And never!

RM: *rushes into the room* What is going on in here!? Why is Jhope tied up in a chair?!

JH: Get me out Nam-

S: *Stuffs a sock into hobi's mouth* Shhhhh! Also the sock is clean.

JH: *Relieved face*

RM: What the heck! *Tries to untie Jhope*

S: *Slaps RM's Hand away time prevent him from untying Jhope* Don't you dare. *Death glare*

RM: Why!?

S: Hobi hallucinated and thought I was sprite! He even bit me in attempt to "open the bottle" as Hobi put it.

RM: Wow yeah okay keep him tied up.

S: It's not going to last long.

RM: What do you mean?

S: Jhope wants sprite more the longer he's tied up. Eventually he's going to escape and kill us!

RM: No he won't. *Says with a shaky voice and worried face*

JH: I won't?

RM&S: *Turns around to look at the broken chair with no Hobi in it*

RM: Uh oh. *Scared*

S: Well,  it was nice knowing you.

Jhope comes from behind Suga and knocks him out.

RM: W-why don't we ju-just talk-k this out buddy-y. *Backing away from Jhope*

JH: Nope.

Jhope gets a pan from nowhere and whacks RM on the head Rapunzel style.

JH: *Takes RM's wallet out of his pocket* Now time for my sprite! *Leaves excitedly*

~ The End ~

V: I hope you liked it!

Jin: Of course the readers liked it. I was in it. *Windshield wiper laugh activated*

RM: *Sigh*

JK: Yeah yeah but I'm still the star of the show.

Jimin: At least you got lines. V and me aren't even in the story! *Pouts cutely*

V: Yeah! *Joins in on pouting*

S: Anyway I hoped you liked this. Are we done yet?

JH: Almost,  why?

S: Okay good I'm going to take a nap then.

JH: Okay!

JH: Thanks for reading! I hope this lifted your mood! *Smiles his heart smile*

A/n: Thanks Hobi! T-

Jin: And me! I did stuff too! *Shouts from another room*

A/n: I know! *Yells back to Jin*

A/n: Anyway,  thanks for reading! Have a good day/night bookworms! 😊

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