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"FUCK YOU SAMANTHA" Gorden sister snapped at his gps. He had been driving for five hours and had stopped to get some food. Even though Gorden was a professional chef, he did enjoy the occasional fast food meal. He pulled into a Kenfucky Fried Chicken drive through and rolled his window down. "Welcome to Kenfucky Fried Chicken, what can I get for you today?"
"I'll have a... can I get a small bucket of chicken with extra sauce on the side and make it quick please I'm in quite a hurry"
"Sure thing sir, you can pull up."
Gorden drove up to the window and was greeted by the fast good worker who was none other than Thanos.
"What the fuck? Thanos, what are you doing here?"
"I'm working? What are you doing" Thanos replied with dust falling off his nasty purple crusty ass face and onto Gorden's chicken. "I'm on my way to retrieve an ingredient from a far off place."
"Why don't you just say 'I'm going to the grocery store' bitch."
"Listen here grape hoe, I'm not going to the grocery store so back off sis."
"Ugh here's your chicken."
"Fine."
Gorden took his ashy meal and drove off, back on track to Nevada and one step closer to the lamb sauce.
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Gorden Ramsey x Lamb Sauce
AdventureThe thrilling love story of America's favorite chef and the most delicious accompaniment to any meat. Amazing sexy cover art by me. New York Times bestseller* and award winner**. Written by ms Murphys table 4 *Thats a lie **no but my friend laughed...
