Fake Friends - Jaden Hossler

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-Piper Meyers-

"Heeeeyyyyyy guysss it's ya girl P, I,P, E, R, and today I'm back with another video, tonight I'm gonna be playing would you rather in real life, with Jaden, Griffin, and Bryce " I say to the camera. "There are two free passes and we are doing three rounds"

"Why am I scared for you guys" Josh asks.

The four of us all sit in a row on frame.

"Who's going first" I ask.

"I'll go first I ain't no pussy" Bryce says reaching his hand into the bowl.

"Show the camera what it says" I say as he reads the paper before showing it to the camera.

"Would I rather lick the toilet seat or eat a spoonful of wet dog food" Bryce says in utter disgust.

"Those are both DISGUSTING" Nessa squeaks from behind camera.

"I'd rather lick a toilet seat than eat the slop you feed those fur balls" Bryce says pointing to the two dogs in the corner passed out on their bed.

"Let's go then" I say heading to the bathroom most frequented. The one in the main hallway.

"This is so disgusting, like and subscribe to Piper, for this" Bryce says before taking a long lick of the toilet seat.

"I can't believe you actually did that" Avani says as we all laugh.

"Who's next" Bryce asks

I'll go next" I say grabbing a paper from the bowl.

"Why am I scared for you P" Avani asks.

"Fuck" I say showing the paper to the camera "would I rather let the group pick my outfit to wear for the rest of the day and video, or FaceTime a contact of the groups choice and tell them you just popped your pants"

"Personally either way it's gonna be funny as hell, but also your fucked either way" Ken laughs.

"I'll FaceTime someone" I reply handing my unlocked phone to Jaden.

"There's no way you have FaZe Rains number" Jaden says looking at me.

"I made him as well as some of the other boys some custom clothing a bit ago that's why" I reply. "Please don't make me do one of them that's gonna be embarrassing"

"I say you FaceTime Teeqo" Griffin says laughing.

"He's actually one of my friends so his reaction should be funny" I laugh pressing the FaceTime button after starting a screen recording.

"What's up Piper" Teeqo asks as his face pops up on the screen.

"I got some news" I say trying not to laugh.

"Are you making us some more fire clothing, cause I'm looking for some new fire shirts to rock" he asks propping his phone up.

"Nope, but I can start some and run them by you. Anyway what I really wanted to tell you was that I pooped my pants" I say barely keeping a straight face.

"Oh ok, well I don't know how to help with that" he replies kinda in shock that I just said what I said.

"But I also wanna let you know that it was a joke and we are filming a real life Would to rather and it was either let da boys pick my outfit or pick the contact I had to FaceTime to tell them I shit myself" I say showing Teeqo the camera and the boys say beside me.

"Hi I'm Bryce I'm a huge fan" Bryce says waving.

"Piper will have to bring y'all along next time she's over" Teeqo remarks.