Saturday has finally arrived. Tweek wakes up in a cold sweat, he could barely sleep last night. He checks his phone.
Several texts from Wendy alone.. it's only 9 in the morning!
---Text log---
W: Hey Tweek!!
I've got the gang getting together at around 11 today.
We're gonna get lunch and talk about what to do.
I can't wait!!
Hello??
Oh, we're going to meet at Bebe's house!!
Bebe is so excited to help you out!!
I told her all about it, she is SOOOOO excited to dress you.
Butters is also coming, I hope that's cool.
He's gonna give you tips on how to he smooth.
He learned a lot from Kenny, apparently!
And we both know that Kenny is like, super good at dates and you know.... stuff....
I'm gonna give you scenarios and read up on Craig a bit more to see what he's into.
Don't even worry about this, Tweek!!
I can't wait to see you!!!
--End of text log---
"AUGH!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE IF I DONT GET READY SOON!" Tweek scatters up and speedily gets dressed.
Before long, Tweek arrives at Bebe's house. He gulps and knocks on the door. Butters answers the door with a smile. "Oh hey Tweek! How you doing, fella? Come on in! We're upstairs." Tweek walks in and follows behind Butters, pulling at his poorly buttoned shirt in nervousness.
Butters opens Bebe's door, revealing Bebe and Wendy holding hands and playing around. Wendy looks at Tweek, smiling. "Tweek! Glad you could make it! Let's get started, Bebe already has several outfits picked out." Bebe nods, standing up and pulling the outfits out of the closet. "We can do bad boy, soft boy, or eboy. What are you feeling, Tweek?" He shrugs, looking at the outfits. "I-I don't know.. I don't really think these would go well with my aesthetic.." Bebe nods, completely understanding. "I've got just the outfit." She pulls out a black floral collared shirt with light gray pants to go underneath.
Tweek looks at it and smiles. "This.. isn't bad actually.." He takes the outfit from Bebe and goes to try it on.
Tweek walks out of the bathroom, his shirt messing buttoned like usual. Bebe gets off her bed and helps him fix the shirt. She flattens it out and smiles. "You look great! Not too casual, not too fancy! It's perfect!" Tweek smiles, looking at himself in the mirror and feeling a small bit of confidence. "Th-thank you Bebe." Bebe nods, looking over to Butters. "You're up, Butters!"
Butters sits Tweek down before sitting down across from him. "Okay Tweek, let's just see what we have to work with. When you see Craig, what are you going to open with?"
"Uhh.. I don’t r-really know.. Maybe open with how his day was..?" Butters shakes his head. "Show interest! Don't be boring. Say something along the times of thanks for inviting me, I really look forward to this. Talk about how you were surprised he took an interest in you, see what got him thinking about you!" Tweek nods, trying to memorize what he's saying. "Shouldn't I just.. Just act normal? Why can't I just go with the flow?! I don't think I can remember all this! That's way too much pressure!" Butters just smiles. "It's okay, fella. I'm just trying to make sure you know how to seem interesting so it doesn't immediately hit a dead end. I really want this to go well for ya, is all! Now, let's move on. I've heard that Craig has very little experience with kissing, so that might be a bad thing. Have you ever kissed someone?" Tweek flushes red and looks at the time." A-actually, I think it's time I get going! I'll see you guys later!" He dashes out of the house and down the road.
Meanwhile, Criag has just been talking to Kenny all day, and ONLY Kenny. Kenny jumps straight to the point. "Listen, Tweek is definitely a bottom. You have to lay it on thick. All bottoms love overly sexual tops. It's a scientific fact." Craig nods, taking mental notes. "I see, so.. I shouldn't show him my beyblade collection?"
"Definitely not. Just flirt dude. Use some great pick up lines. I made you a list of my best ones. I'm sure it'll come in handy!" Kenny winks, looking out the window. "Oh, looks like Twink is here. Go get 'em cowboy!" Craig looks out the window at Tweek, nodding. "Alright, thanks dude. I owe you one." He takes the list of pick up lines and heads down stairs.
---Author's Note---
sorry to do a filler (again) but I'm working on a bunny fic too so I'm trying to think of two things at once.
im trying to pace this correctly without overloading it so I apologize.
next chapter will be long (probably) and good (hopefully). until then, yall can follow me on insta @/ chaos_professor_butters
