Craig walks out the door to greet Tweek. "Hey dude, I'm so glad we could hang out!" He looks down at his list in a nonchalant way. "Uhh.." He squints, reading the line out loud. "Did you drop something?" Tweek looks around, checking his pockets. "I-I don't think I did.. But what if I dropped something on the way here! Oh God, I've got to retrace my steps!" Tweek turns around and starts walking. Criag then grabs him by the wrist and looks back down at the list. "You dropped your standards. Hi, I'm Criag." He glares at the note, then back inside where he can see Kenny laughing his ass off. Criag groans before stuffing the list in his pockets and letting go of Tweek. "My bad.." Tweek just smiles in a slightly confused manner, looking at the window and seeing no one. He just shrugs it off and looks back at Criag. "I-I'm glad to be hanging out with you too.. I didn't really expect to be asked out by you of all people.."
"What is that suppose to mean? Do I not seem like the type to like guys or something?" Tweek shakes his head frantically. "Th-that isn't what I meant! I m-meant that I didn't think you'd take an interest in me! I didn't th-think you actually l-liked me based off the way y-you acted at school." Craig looks a little ashamed, avoiding eye contact. "Oh, yeah. At school I really don't give a shit. Sorry for coming off like that. I really just like to watch from a far... Speaking of watching from a far.." Craig looks down at the list of pick up lines again. "Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.." He groans under his breath. "Come on Kenny... You're making me look like a fucking loser here.." Tweek smiles a bit awkwardly. "R-right.. Okay.. Wh-what did you want to do..?" Criag stuffs the list in his pocket before smiling. "I actually really just wanted to show you something.."
A loud slam on the window. Both of them look up and see Kenny in the window. He's shaking his head and pointing at Criag. Muffled yells can be heard on the other side of the window. "MF MRF MRRF MFR MRFF MRFRFRFRF!"
Craig looks at Tweek for a moment before grabbing his hand and running down the street with him. "Sorry, Kenny is on my last damn nerve.." Tweek stumbles behind him, kind of just trying to keep up.
Craig slows down as he approaches Starks Pond. The water barely moves, giving a perfect reflection of the sky above. Craig looks at Tweek and smiles. He looks down at the list one more time and reads a line out loud. "Are you a doctor.. Because you cured my erectile dysfunction.." He blinks at the list before looking at Tweek. An awkward silence has fallen upon them. Tweek gives a pity smile before finally speaking. "S-so.. I just wanted to ask uh.. What mad you think you should ask me out?" Yikes, the wording came off as kind of rude. Craig's smile fades slightly before explaining. "I didn't think you were too high and mighty. I now see that I was incredibly wrong." Tweek gasps, shaking his and pulling at his hair. "N-no! I-I didn't mean it like that! GAH! Why did Butters set me up for failure?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" Craig raises an eyebrow as he tilts his head. "Butters told you to act all weird? So you mean you're not an asshole?" Tweek nods. "Of course not! I wanted to lead with just normal stuff! But Butters said I'd bore you! A-and I didn't want to bore you!" Craig's smile has returned. "Funny because Kenny gave me these awful pick up lines. He said to lay it on thick because something like bottoms like that..? I'm not sure, I actually don't care."
The two of them look at each other and laugh. Tweek finally calms down and sighs in relief. "Thank God you're not like Kenny.. He's just so.. overly sexual for my tastes.." Craig nods. "Butters fucking sucks anyways, I really just wanted to hang out with you and do.. Gross romantic shit." Tweek blushes, looking away slightly. Tweek goes to say something but before he can open his mouth, Craig grabs him by the collar and gives him a passionate kiss. While neither of the boys are really good at kissing, it's kind of a just go with the flow thing. Tweek's eyes widen before fluttering shut as he gently puts his arms around Craig.
---Authors Note---
Slow to update, I know :(
trying to do this and another fic at the same time. Idk if the other fix will be good but I don't really care. I just like writing. Be sure to follow my insta @/ chaos_professor_butters :)
love yall :))
