"You do NOT have multiple anal cavities."
"That's never stopped me before."
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*doodling on paper we're playing tic tac toe on*
"Stop doodling."
*doodles*
"You're wasting space!"
*stops doodly doo* "Tell me about it."
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"I'm dumb."
"No you aren't."
"I managed to cut my thumb-"
"That isn't really that-"
"-on a computer."
"...how-"
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"I got back from pottery and my friend was making a butterfly and said "oh no my butterfly broke into 5 pieces" and I said "FORM VOLTRON!" And no one got it."
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"I'll be indulged by MatPat's coochie stank."
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"Hi, yeah, I just played tic tac toe against myself and lost both times."
"..."
'I can't tell if I'm that bad or that good."
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"Alexa this is so sad play desperado."
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"Stop fat-shaming my mangina."
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*In deep voice* "Chunkay like a monkay."
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There's more where that came from.
YOU ARE READING
just a couple of idiots being dumbasses
De Todothings me and my family and/or friends have said beautiful cover art isn't mine.