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"You do NOT have multiple anal cavities."

"That's never stopped me before."

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*doodling on paper we're playing tic tac toe on*

"Stop doodling."

*doodles*

"You're wasting space!"

*stops doodly doo* "Tell me about it."

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"I'm dumb."

"No you aren't."

"I managed to cut my thumb-"

"That isn't really that-"

"-on a computer."

"...how-"

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"I got back from pottery and my friend was making a butterfly and said "oh no my butterfly broke into 5 pieces" and I said "FORM VOLTRON!" And no one got it."

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"I'll be indulged by MatPat's coochie stank."

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"Hi, yeah, I just played tic tac toe against myself and lost both times."

"..."

'I can't tell if I'm that bad or that good."

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"Alexa this is so sad play desperado."

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"Stop fat-shaming my mangina."

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*In deep voice* "Chunkay like a monkay."

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There's more where that came from.

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