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Signs on the Titanic while sinking:

Aries: Running around like a maniac trying to get on a lifeboat

Taurus: Pissed because the chaos woke them up

Gemini: Trying to keep everyone calm

Cancer: Trying to comfort their loved ones while screaming

Leo: Telling everyone where to go and what to do

Virgo: Screaming at everyone to get the fuck out of the way

Libra: Probably helping the old ladies or something

Scorpio: Yelling with Virgo

Sagittarius: Running to the front of the ship yelling "I'VE WATCHED TITANIC 20 TIMES I KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

Capricorn: Freaking everyone out because they are actually remaining calm

Aquarius: Inventing some kind of kite to fly off the boat

Pisces: Rocking back and forth in a corner crying

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