The signs on a bus:
Aries: "There are no seat belts on this death machine."
Taurus: "That's because... I ATE THEM!!"
Gemini: "Wow Taurus, how surprising. Now sit back down."
Cancer: "I LOVE RIDING THE BUS!" *kills bus driver and takes over*
Leo: "I can't believe I've been seen on a bus!" *covers face with mask*
Virgo: "Lmfao you go Cancer, show him who's boss."
Libra: *kicks window down* "SEE YOU LATER, FUCKERS!" *jumps out for no apparent reason*
Scorpio: "Finally, the trash took out itself."
Sagittarius: "Lmfao I'm coming Libra!" *jumps out window too*
Capricorn: *is in a private jet* "PEASANTS!"
Aquarius: "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!"
Pisces: "Guys, I think this is illegal..."
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Zodiac Sign Scenarios | ✓
RandomJust a list of scenarios including the zodiacs! ∙ ∙ ∙ ♡ Aries ☆ Taurus ✽ Gemini ♡ Cancer ☆ Leo ✽ Virgo ♡ Libra ☆ Scorpio ✽ Sagittarius ♡ Capricorn ☆ Aquarius ✽ Pisces
