Soul Of the Heart (Male Reader x MLP EG and Bleach Harem)

Mayuri vs. Szayelaporro!!!/About Perfection!!!

Szayelaporro looks at Mayuri with some interest. 

Szayelaporro: oh boy, a Soul Reaper Captain! This is going to be fun! A perfect being like me gets to fight a Soul Reaper Cap- 

Mayuri: My god! Can you stop talking and just get on with it? You are so boring. 

Szayelaporro: Excuse me?! 

Mayuri: Do you always talk this much? 

Szayelaporro: OKAY YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING IT!! 

Mayuri: I swear you are making me fall asleep. This is such a boring observation for me. 

Szayelaporro: WE ARE IN A FIGHT!! 

Mayuri: Oh really?! I thought you were just giving me a boring lecture. 

Szayelaporro: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!! 

He tries using the ooze, but when it hits Mayuri nothing happens!! 

Szayelaporro: WHAT THE?! HOW?! 

He then engulfs Mayuri and the doll comes out!! He then tries crushing the organs, but NOTHING!! 

Szayelaporro: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?! EXPLAIN TO ME!!! 

Mayuri: You really want to know how and why?! It's simple really. You see, I already knew you would do that from the start. I saw everything from inside the girl with the purple hair and the four eyes Quincy. 

Rarity and Ishida: YOU WHAT?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH US?! 

Mayuri: It doesn't matter now. 

Nemu: He placed cameras inside of you back when you invaded the Seireitei. But I can remove them now. 

Rarity: THANK YOU NEMU!! 

Ishida: Thank god! AGH!! 

Rarity: Best we relax for now. 

Ishida: I still can't believe that Captain Kurotsuchi is doing this. 

Pesche: Is he a scientist? 

Sunset: A demented one at that. 

Rarity: GET HIM MAYURI!! RIP THAT MONSTER TO SHREDS!! 

Mayuri: Now then, how about we move on to the next phase shall we? 

Mayuri's Bankai soon comes out and spreads it's poison everywhere! Nemu holds in her breath, and gives everyone masks!! 

Szayelaporro begins coughing like crazy! 

Szayelaporro: WHAT IS THIS?! 

Mayuri: It's my Bankai. And Konjikki Ashisogi Jizo is going to eliminate you! 

Szayelaporro is stabbed multiple times!!! And once the gas clears, there is nothing left!! 

Mayuri: Well that settles that. 

Nemu soon begins to cough! 

Rarity: NEMU!! 

Mayuri: Oh great. What is it Nemu? 

Nemu: Master Mayuri, I don't feel so good. 

Nemu soon feels her chest burst open, and a little fetus pops out!! Szayelaporro reappears!! 

Szayelaporro: I'm back. 

Mayuri: How uncouth of you. Honestly could you be anymore disgusting. 

Rarity: I'M GLAD YOU DESPISE HIM AS MUCH AS WE DO!! 

Szayelaporro: In case you were wondering, it was my Gabriel, I use it in case I die!! I managed to use a little shot on your lieutenant and impregnate myself through her!! Genius huh? 

Mayuri: And foolish. I think I shall use you as a test subject for my newest drug. 

Szayelaporro: What?! 

Mayuri: Yes I told Nemu about this before hand, and she accepted it. She hid part of the drug inside of her. So in case you harmed her in any way, the drug would enter you nonetheless. I call it, the Superhuman drug. Now it will seem like everything lasts for a century, since your senses have increased. You will die soon. But it will feel like you are dying for centuries and centuries on end. A shame really. 

Mayuri then sticks his blade inside of Szayelaporro's hand, and runs it deep into his body!! He then pierces the heart!! 

Szayelaporro: What the?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! AM I GOING TO DIE?! THIS PAIN!! IT HURTS I HATE IT!! SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!! I WANT IT TO STOP!! END IT NOW!! SOMEBODY PLEASE END IT!!!! 

It was over, Szayelaporro is dead. 

Mayuri: 

Mayuri then breaks the zanpakuto. 

Mayuri: Alright Nemu get up. 

Nemu is lying there not moving. 

Mayuri: Oh dear. Well, looks like it has come to this. 

Adagio: Hey what is he doing?! 

Aria: He managed to kill that fruity bastard!! Thank god!! But what is he- 

Mayuri begins doing something to Nemu. The guys blushed and looked away!! 

Dondochakka: What in the? 

Nemu makes moaning noises and gets back up as if nothing happened to her. 

Everyone: SHE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!! 

Ishida: How did you even do that?! 

Renji: That shouldn't have been possible! 

Mayuri: You neanderthals think I would stoop to that?! Please. 

Rarity: YOU ARE THE LAST PERSO- AGH!! 

Mayuri: Oh yeah, that is right. Nemu hold them down, time to get their organs back!! 

Ishida: NO!!! STAY AWAY!! 

Rarity: NEMU PLEASE DON'T LET HIM DO THIS!! HE'S GOING TO MAKE US HIS NEWEST EXPERIMENTS!! 

Nemu: I am sorry Rarity, but I have to do this. 

Nemu uses her breasts to smother Ishida, and then knocks out Rarity!! She does the same to the others, causing Dondochakka, and Pesche to hide away!! 

Mayuri: Alright time to get to work. 

Later .... 

Renji: Okay, we're back to normal! 

Aria: Feels good to have our organs back!! 

Mayuri: Yes yes, your welcome. Nemu come along, let's see what he has in this laboratory of his. 

Nemu: Of course Master Mayuri. Goodbye friends. Tell (Y/N) I said hello and give him two kisses for me. 

Nemu hugs Rarity and then heads off with her master, using her hand for a drill to enter inside. 

Quincy Encyclopedia!!!