Group chat - for the vibes
Saf
Where are you?
Me
you know where I am
Saf
You went out for brunch at 11 it is now 3
George
where are you now?
Matty
Stop being so nosy
Me
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George
Oh black and white...original
Matty
I didn't see you take the photo
Saf
WAIT!! He is in your bed!!
George
oooo
Me
It was an hour ago
Matty
yeah i'm naked now
Me
HE IS NOT I REPEAT NOT NAKED
Saf
why all capitals huh? Got something to hide?
Me
ffs Matty look what you've done
Matty
yeah but it is true
Me
It isn't
George
stop your damn arguing
Me
we're not arguing
Saf
fine a lovers quarrel
Me
shut up
George
watch out she is coming for us now
Saf
yeah might say something intellectual and hurt our feelings
Me
I'm going lol
George
Matty when you getting home I baked
Me
you can bake? 😂
George
see, hurting feelings here
Matty
I don't know probably late
Saf
more like tomorrow ;)
Matty
what did you bake?
George
cake but I burnt it
Matty
see I said you couldn't bake
Me
I'll come over tomorrow for some?
Saf
yay! We can all have cake and tea
Matty
Wow could it get more British?
Me
Cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off?
George
i could make some tomorrow?
Me
yeah do it
Matty
I don't like cucumber
Saf
of course you don't
George
fine bring your own sandwiches from Tesco. I've invited Ross and Adam and their girlfriends
Me
will there be enough cake? Saf might eat it all
Saf
see you're mean
Me
I have to go before Matty sets alight the curtains in the living room
George
What?
Matty
apparently I stood too close to the curtains when I was lighting the cigarette
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