The Ultimate Paagalkhana

Group Chat

A/N: Change in plans... This one only contains the group chat.

Warning: Auto corrects and typos are always behind my back so please forgive me for any mistakes. And please don't get mad at my attempt at typing Hindi, it is NOT my First or Second language so I am prone to make mistakes.

I'm trying something like this for the first time so... sorry!

Kartik created group Pagal Parivaar

Kartik added Devil, Bunny, Kala, Secret Agent, Darbu and Billi

Kartik
Hey Guys! Welcome to the chat
Please into urselves with ur nicknames

Devil
Par kyon?

Kala
Iski wajah kya hai?

Billi
Same question, hum sab ek din milna hi hai na?

Kartik
Jab milenge, tab real names se intro karlo. Abhi thoda masti karlnge. Come on guys, don't be spoil sports, birthday boy hoon main : (

Bunny
Theek hai baba, jo aapki ichcha. I'm Bunny.

Secret Agent
By any chance, iski wajah toh mere chutti laane se hai kya? Secret Agent (idk why you call me that. Jab mile the, tab mein ek nahi tha)

Darbu
Arey yaar! Itni raath kya ho raha hai! Sone de na! Kal station jaani hai, varna chutti nahi milega mujhe is weekend mein. Tum kabhi nahi sudroge. Mein Darbu.

Kartik
Par tum humesha ek agent ki tarah hi behave karte the us samay bhi, it totally suits you!

Billi
Arey bhai, neend aaya toh sone jaaiye na? Aur haan, aapne toh kal hi chutti maang liye the tumhare sir se. Jhooth math boliye. Chaturvedi kya sochega? Billi (Maalum nahi kyon mujhe aisa bulatha hai woh)

Kala
Let me guess, sabko chutti hai is weekend pe so you want to make your plans? ~ Kala. And yeah, you used to behave all Agenty, don't deny that.

Kartik
Kyon ki tum ek dum billi ke tarah behave karte ho. Kya attitude hai tumhara!

Devil
Are we all allowed to share embarrassing stories about you in the group?

Bunny
That's probably the plan. I still don't get why you haven't introduced us to each other before!!

Darbu
Tumhara boyfriend ko milne ka chance hai is baar?

Kartik
Nooooo, please Devi : ( and haan, intro karne ka ichcha hai par kahaan time mili hai tum logon ke liye. Sabko unpredictable jobs hai yahaan... well, most of you.

Kala
Aman aa raha hai kya?

Billi
I swear to god, if I get hold of that budda who hit you...

Devil
Are you sure that Aman's family doesn't have any plans for you?

Secret Agent
Terrorist toh nahi hai na woh? ;)

Kartik
Mazak math kar yaar, teen saal se date kar raha hoon use. Well, technically pati bhi bula saktha hoon use after what happened the last time. And no, last I heard... They didn't invite us. 
Billi, I swear to god, agar tune papa ko kuch kiya main tumhe nahi chhodunga.

Darbu
Ab mere bhai par haath uthaya toh main tujhe nahi chhodunga.

Devil
Overprotective bhailog, phir shuru hogaya *facepalms*

Bunny
Tum kabhi humare baare mein Aman ko bathaya hai? If not, we are hurt : (

Secret Agent
Aur tune mujhe bathaya bhi nahi ki tune tumhara bf ke parivaar ko milkar aaya. -_-

Kartik
Main kya karoon? Tum toh agent agent khel rahe the us samay *shrugs*

Kala
Guys guys, back to the topic please! I can only stare at the screen for so long and I can only listen to that monotone of Google for so long. Plus I think my friend will get irritated if I keep asking him to write it down for me constantly.

Secret Agent
Ro, kitne baar kaha hai tujhe ki given your eyes some damn rest! Unko kaho na, ask them to read it out to you! Tumhe patha hai ki itni dher screen ko de kine se kya hoga!

Kala
Phir shuru hogaya yaar!

Bunny
Excuse me, unfortunately for you, main bol nahi saktha. So I won't be able to read it out to him *rolls eyes*

Secret Agent
What is this new development??!! Ro. PC. now.

Darbu
Am I the only one who doesn't know about what is going on here?

Devil
Fikar math, hum sab isme andhere mein hai. Kartik?

Kartik
Kala is partially blind and Bunny is mute. They live close by so... they help each other at times. Tonight they were having a sleepover it seems... Anyways, where should we meet up?

Billi
Tum hi suggest karlo. And better come with your soulmate. Bohot dher kardi tune usko intro karne mein.

Bunny
Decision please! Aur tum hi mujhe aur Ro ko pickup karega.

Devil
Best place is his apartment, obvio. Ya phir lunch ke liye hum kisi mall jaayenge... your choice. Or maybe a movie night.

Kala
Sounds good to me! And good night, overprotective brother strikes.

Darbu
Tell me about it, mera chota bhai waisa hai. Hum dono ke taraf se ok.

Secret Agent
You need it Ro. Do din mein ghar aa jaaunga, be ready. And I'm in.

Bunny
I'm up!

Kartik
Ok then! Good night! Kal subahh aur discuss karenge.

Bunny changes the group's name to 'Created just for *insert shellfish emoji* purposes'

Kartik
Hey!

Kartik changes the group's name to 'Parivaar ho mere.'

"Kartik, itne raath ko kise text kar raha hai tu?" Aman asked sleepily. "Kuch doston ko, milvadunga unse tumhe." Kartik said as he kept the phone aside and snuggled into Aman. Finally, all the important people of his life are going to meet each other.

Clarification: Yes, Khalid and Rohan know that the other is friends with Kartik, after all, he was the one who did show Khalid the place after the accident... and introduced him to Rohan. 

A/N: That was the end of this chapter. Hope you all like it! All comments and criticism accepted and appreciated! Prompts are welcome! I will be happy to clarify the doubts you have : ) Eid Mubarak!

Thank you all for reading!!!!!

Rasnak signing off :) ;)

UPDATED ON 24 MAY 2020