*inspired by a weird dream I had once*
(Set to the tune of Wesley Willis' I Whipped Spider-man's Ass)
(If you're not familiar with Wesley Willis' music this may not make much sense)
I was in a warehouse
taking some kind of class
Wesley Willis is in charge
He doesn't like me very much
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
He told me to meet him in private
he then started to beat me up
he grabbed me by the neck
he threw me out a window
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
I get up from the ground
Wesley Willis told me he's sorry
I forgave him
we both went to the bar and got drunk
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Wesley Willis kicked my ass
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Kay
Every Kiss begins with Kay
YOU ARE READING
A Series of Poems and Songs
PoetryA collection of poems and songs based on romance, hard video game missions, being beat up by semi-celebrities and being bad with money.
