Barbz 4 Bernie.

9 2 3
                                    

Brittany creaked the door open and took a step inside the room. Sugar turned around and smiled.

"Hey, Brittany!" He greeted.
"Hey yourself," she winked back.
Sugar's mole turned red, indicating that he was flustered. A mood ring for the face. What a concept.

A shove from another silver haired bandmate startled him back to reality.

"These are my band mates!" He said too loudly.
Brittany winced slightly.

"The violent one is Vampire Zen."

He pointed at the drummer

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He pointed at the drummer. "This is Da Boyz With The Booming System."

"Our bassist, guy without sword

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"Our bassist, guy without sword." A nod towards the corner of the room.

"We also have Sokka Cosplay for moral support," he finished

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"We also have Sokka Cosplay for moral support," he finished.

Brittany hummed

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Brittany hummed. There was something off about that Vampire Zen guy... it was almost as if he wasn't  human. She'd get to the bottom of this. But for now, she had Sugar's ego to feed.

"What about you?" She inquired.

"Nothing special, just the vocal." His chest puffed out with pride, and BOOM. Suddenly, he was beautiful.

"This must be his BTS form.." Brittany mused.

Brittany's attention snapped to Sugar as he clapped his hands twice

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Brittany's attention snapped to Sugar as he clapped his hands twice.

"I guess we should start now?" He said  uncertainly, positioning himself behind a crusty microphone stand in the center of the room.

He cleared his throat before nodding at Vampire Zen, who stared unblinkingly.

"1, 2, 3!"

All at once, a bunch of instruments went *instrument noises* and Brittany was in awe. 

But this was nothing compared to what was about to come. Brittany's breath hitched as Sugar's clear, sweet voice rang out across the room.

"hMMMM BITCH
HMMMMM TWITCH
HMMMM BITCH
JSJAHAHAH THIS IS WW6.
THIS RIGHT HERE MIGHTMAKE A BITCH CRY
AND THIS RIGHT HERE MIGHT MAKE

A B𝓪𝓴𝓲 𝓫𝓪𝓴𝓲 𝓷𝓲 𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓲 𝓶𝓸 𝓴𝓸𝓴𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓾 𝓷𝓪𝓲𝔂𝓸.
𝓚𝓸𝓷𝓪 𝓴𝓸𝓷𝓪 𝓷𝓪 𝓴𝓾𝓭𝓪 𝓴𝓪𝓮.
𝓝𝓪𝓷𝓲 𝔀𝓸?
𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓸
𝓓𝓪𝓲𝔂𝓸𝓸
𝓑𝓐𝓚𝓘 𝓑𝓐𝓚𝓘

HUH DUHDU DUH DUDIDUHDUDU HIDIDUDHDUHDUSU

IMMA PUT EM IN A DUNGEON UNDER UNDER

THESE BITCHES AINT FED THEY DYING OF HUNGER.

𝑀𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇 𝐼'𝓂 𝓂𝑒~~~
𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝓉𝒻 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒽𝑜𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒

0$h13t30
$h13t30
Kumo kumumi woAH

She says she wants to dance but doesn't know how to wOAH.

*distant saxophone solo*
The end."

While Sugar's rendition of such an emotional remix was truly inspiring, Brittany couldn't help but be entranced by Vampire Zen.
The raw emotion in his eyes while he played the triangle was p rad ngl.

As she finished gushing over Sugar and stepped towards his corner to tell him this, the mf jumped out the window and turned into a rat.

"Damn, y'all see something?" The Boyz With The Booming System said.

A creak from the door brought Brittany back from her shock. Standing at the door with his almost eboy hair and tufts of bleached nose hair was Chase in all his glory.

Uh oh.
StinkYYYYYY.





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