you recently movrd into this nidce hlookginf hosue enect door. you heard the neitDJbror was a hot guy who abused hsi kids and alsow as a mafis leader. and you, were into that
you couldnt wait to speak to that son of a bitch hot mad lad. you spam texted your good friend seth
Hey King Of Piss I Am going
to Now Steal your 1 and Allwaysi mean im already dating
but aigjt go get his asssatisfied with the answer you joyfully ran up to the door whilst hearing thr words from the 2nf floor belonging to a hot abuser man whos probably already cheating on his wife rose
"I HATE YOU GOU FUCKIGNT F** WHY HTHENFUCKC DIDNTNI HAVE normal KIDS"
his booming voice was Hot and you couldnt stand not seeing him no longer
*nkocnk kcncojc kcnocjc*
"WHO THE FU-K"
"heyyyy"
he slammed the door on you, hotly. you couldnt help but drool as you heard him yell slurs at his kids
"hd0sohishohsoohsihhv< oh ymhngododdd sihsihihshis" you were having a seixure duento his hotness and didnr notice his wife opne the door and go
"sweetie? r u ok?"
"msbsjbsbkhksv"
"im gonna take rjat as a no." door lightlt close
you couldnr handle it. you had to hear the boominf sounds of this senlie man
You Needed to see Him again.
late at night, you prepeprd yorud car and whilst extending your leg bone reached this mans room. you had to see him
whil breakifg in to thru the window, you realizrd how stocked his room was. GUNS
EVERYEHWHERE
HOYK SHTIRRR T T RHVKEVHK
you looked thru his drawers and found a diary and a pen"ohojoohohoh."
yiu quickly rna oturband went back in tour rorom readimf everyismgle page whdildtud drwwdligng
next day you get rhat awuflfiying hot booming bang at your door
You skip on over and Oepn thay fuckignf doroor with a angery ass bticj ass old man with a asngeryr and fat ass that you could j7st
Yeha. and he goes"LISTEN UP YOU HORNY PIECE OF SHIT IDIOTIC CRACKER ASS NO LIFE 'I MAKE BETA X BLIP FANFICTIONS ON WATTPAD' HAVING ASS MIU IRUMA KINNIE BITCHBABY LEGS GETS TURNED ON IN 2 SECONDS BITCH. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY JOURNAL BEFORE I CHOKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH TOILET PAPER AND FORGET LIKE GONTA YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE LITTLE DICK AND ASS PUSSY BOY."
"ohohohoho! I dont have it"
"YEHA RIGHT NO DICK NO BOOBS HALF DEAD INSIDE LIKE MY BITCHASS WIFE ROSE GAY ASS BITCH LIKE MY TWO FAILURE OF CHILDREN LEO AND CHARLIE --" you watched as his legs got dragged downwards by satan.
"hey bitch lol he was so loud i heard him from down here so im gonna beat the shit out of him forever hahahaha okau vye"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
YOU ARE READING
💝 the racist next door 😍 - todd x reader
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