Christmas Spirit

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Twelve Days Of Christmas

Meh: on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....

Eren: my missing father's basement key

Meh: on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me......

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: on the third day of Christmas my true love me.....

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: And father's missing basement key

Meh: Oh the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......

Marco: Six little freckles

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

Connie: Seven shaven bald kids

Marco: six little freckles

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...........

Sasha: Eight hot potatoes

Connie: Seven shaven bald kids

Marco: six little freckles

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......

Petra: Nine soiled panties

Sasha: Eight hot potatoes

Connie: Seven shaven bald kids

Marco: six little freckles

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.........

Hanji: Ten tested titans

Petra: Nine soiled panties

Sasha: Eight hot potatoes

Connie: Seven shaven bald kids

Marco: six little freckles

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me......

Keith Shadis: Eleven little pigshits

Hanji: Ten tested titans

Petra: Nine soiled panties

Sasha: Eight hot potatoes

Connie: Seven shaven bald kids

Marco: six little freckles

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren: and my missing father's basement key

Meh: On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me........

Erwin: Twelve eyebrows arching

Keith Shadis: Eleven little pigshits

Hanji: Ten tested titans

Petra: Nine soiled panties

Sasha: Eight hot potatoes

Connie: Seven shaven bald kids

Marco: six little freckles

Jean: Five turned down dates!

Christa: Four water jugs

Armin: Three banned books

Mikasa: Two murdered men

Eren : and my missing father's basement key,

Everyone: AND A HALF OF A MARCO!!!

Meh: haha, took me a long time to write dis, so I hope you like it, the only one I didn't get was Krista, but the rest was funny lol!

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