Twelve Days Of Christmas
Meh: on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
Eren: my missing father's basement key
Meh: on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: on the third day of Christmas my true love me.....
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: And father's missing basement key
Meh: Oh the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
Marco: Six little freckles
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Connie: Seven shaven bald kids
Marco: six little freckles
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...........
Sasha: Eight hot potatoes
Connie: Seven shaven bald kids
Marco: six little freckles
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
Petra: Nine soiled panties
Sasha: Eight hot potatoes
Connie: Seven shaven bald kids
Marco: six little freckles
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.........
Hanji: Ten tested titans
Petra: Nine soiled panties
Sasha: Eight hot potatoes
Connie: Seven shaven bald kids
Marco: six little freckles
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
Keith Shadis: Eleven little pigshits
Hanji: Ten tested titans
Petra: Nine soiled panties
Sasha: Eight hot potatoes
Connie: Seven shaven bald kids
Marco: six little freckles
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren: and my missing father's basement key
Meh: On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me........
Erwin: Twelve eyebrows arching
Keith Shadis: Eleven little pigshits
Hanji: Ten tested titans
Petra: Nine soiled panties
Sasha: Eight hot potatoes
Connie: Seven shaven bald kids
Marco: six little freckles
Jean: Five turned down dates!
Christa: Four water jugs
Armin: Three banned books
Mikasa: Two murdered men
Eren : and my missing father's basement key,
Everyone: AND A HALF OF A MARCO!!!
Meh: haha, took me a long time to write dis, so I hope you like it, the only one I didn't get was Krista, but the rest was funny lol!
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Attack On Crack
FanficA whole bunch of One shots, Jokes and random things some ideas of my own, but I would love to hear your one shots and ideas! I do not own any AOT Characters or the awesome anime itself!