Rye: fovvs!
Andy: ...
Rye: fovvlar!
Andy: ..............
Rye: ANDREW ROBERT FOWLER!!
Andy: ......
Blair: is he not moving??
Rye: no! I've just lost my voice by doing that!
Blair: you get the other boys up and take ocean to my flat!
Rye: ok!
They all leave
Blair: hey fovvs!
Andy: ( starts coughing)
Blair: you ok?
Andy: ( stops) yea!
Blair: you don't sound like you are!
Andy: I had an asthma attack about 30 minutes ago!
Blair: ok!
Andy: Blair?
Blair: yea?
Andy: something's wrong with my stomach!
Blair: wdym?
Andy: it feels like something is kicking it!
Blair: are you trans?
Andy: y-yea!
Blair: you're pregnant then!
Andy wait what!
Blair: lift your t-shirt up!
Andy: ok! ( Lifts it up)
Blair: your 5 months pregnant!
Andy: with what gender?
Blair: no clue!
Andy: there's no way in 5 months!
Andy: I can I 2 feet!
Blair: you're overdue!
Andy: the boys know?
Blair: I've just told them!
Andy: ok!
Blair: you want to go downstairs?
Andy: I need to pee first!
Blair: ok!
Andy does his business
Blair: you ready?
Andy: yea!
They go downstairs
Andy: you sure do like kicking a lot!
Blair: I can feel it!
Andy: when will the boys be back?
Rye: right now!
Andy: fuck my life! Oh hi rye!
Rye: haha! Hi!
Andy: now I have to wait for this one to come out!
Blair: ( Andy's laptop turns on Skype)
Andy: hi mum!
Mum: hey and!
Ally: fovvy?
Andy: hi ally!
Ally: you having a baby?
Andy: yes I am!
Mum: aw! Cute?
Andy: haha! Thx mum!
Ally: hi Blair!
Blair: hello!
Andy: where's Alexis?
Alexis: hi!
Dad: where the fuck are you!!
Andy: Dad shut up!!
Dad: oh shit!!
Ally: what?
Dad: the police are here!!
CPD: Daniel Fowler CPD open up!
Andy: go answer the door ally!
Ally: ok!
She opens the door
Ally: he's in there!
CPD: thx! Ally?
Ally: jay-jay!
Jay: where's Alex and your mum?
Andy: there with mum!
Ally: we're Skyping fovvs!
Jay: ok!
They arrested him
Jay: hi Andy!
Andy: hello!
Brook: ( sneezes)
Jay: bless you!
Brook: thx jay!
Jay: I've got to go and interrogate your father!
Andy: ok bye!
Jay leaves
Andy: that was Brooklyn who sneezed!
Brook: hello!
Ally: BROOKY!!
Andy: that was loud!
Ally: sorry!
Rye: ow!
Andy: you ok?
Rye: no! Something landed on my back!
Andy: what even is it?
Ally: it's us!
Andy: haha!
Ally: when the baby coming?
Andy: don't know?
Andy and ally
Brook: aw! Cute!
Andy: can you feel it kicking?
Ally: yea!
Alex: can I feel?
Ally: yea!
Alex does the same as Ally
Alex: wow! You're happy!!
Andy: she's been like that all day!!
Mum: to be fair you were like that!
Andy: really?
Mum: you wouldn't stop kicking!
Alexis: ( sneezes)
Andy: bless you!
Alexis: thx!
Andy: that was loud!
Alexis: yea!
2 weeks later
Ally: hi!
Andy: hi!
Alyssa: you ok?
Andy: yea!
Alyssa: ok!
Andy: you want to get dressed?
Alyssa: yea!
Andy: cute!
Alyssa: hehe!
Andy: what?
He looks down to see that his phone was on the floor
Alyssa: ( gives him his phone)
Andy: thx!
Alyssa: I love you and baby so much!
Andy: we love you too!
Alyssa: what are we doing today?
Andy: no clue!
Rye: fovvs?
Alyssa: rye!!
Rye: hello!
Andy: what did you need me for?
Rye: we're taking the girls shopping so you can stay here with Alyssa!
Andy: ok!
They leave the house
Alyssa: what should we do?
Andy: idk!
Alyssa: can we go outside?
Andy: ( water breaks) don't think so!
Alyssa: why?
Andy: the baby is coming!
Alyssa: oh no!
Andy calls rye
Hey fovvs
Rye my water broke
We won't be back until 7!
So I'll have to deliver her in front of my 10 year old sister?
Yea! Sry!
Ok bye x
Bye x
Alyssa: what do we do now?
Andy: I'll have to give birth without them!
Alyssa: what do I do?
Andy: put towels on the floor!
She does that
Andy: do you want to help me have this baby?
Alyssa: yea!
The head moves down a bit
Andy: now we wait till you can see her head!
She spots the head half way out
Andy: I need to push!
Alyssa: push as hard as you can!
After he has the baby
Alyssa: she looks like you!
Andy: oh yea she does!
Alyssa: I feel sick now!
Andy: you ok?
Alyssa: yea! Just feel sick!
Andy: were you not well before she came?
Alyssa: no!
Andy: do you feel like your going to be sick?
Alyssa: idk!
Andy: just stay on the towels and if you need to be sick do it on the towels!
Alyssa: ok!
Andy: she's so cute!
Alyssa: ( gags)
Andy: uh oh!
Alyssa: I'm trying not to be sick!
Andy: ok! Just let yourself throw up!
Alyssa: ( gags again)
Andy: just let it out!
Alyssa: ( starts throwing up)
Andy: good girl!
After she's done
Andy: that smells really bad!
Rye: omfg! What is that smell?
Andy: Alyssa threw up!
Alyssa: ( whimpers)
Andy: come here.
Alyssa: I still feel sick!
Andy: ok!
Alyssa: my stomach hurts now!
Andy: probably because you've just been sick!
Alyssa: where's the baby?
Andy: rye has her!
Alyssa: o---- ( throws up)
Andy: you ok?
Alyssa: ( still throwing up)
Andy: I'll wait!
10 minutes later
Alyssa: ( throws up harder)
Andy: when will you stop?
Alyssa: ( stops) finally!
Andy: that's twice in 3 minutes!
Alyssa: ( throws up again)
Andy: ow!
Rye: fuck my life!
Andy: what?
Rye: Brooklyn just fell in the pool!
