Fooled Around and Fell in Love. {Peter Quill/StarLord}

Xandar Mishap

"And why exactly are we taking this to him?" I asked once more, he sighed, obviously annoyed with my constant questioning. "You see, Jasmine, Once upon a time, there's this thing called 'money'," He paused and gasped while throwing in spirit fingers for effect. "Today, we use it to buy ponies and shit. That's why we're selling the orb, money." I rolled my eyes at his story, "Bastard." I muttered.

"What?" He asked, turning toward me, "I said you're a bastard!" I said a little louder sarcastically as we continued walking down to the shop. We strutted into the shop, well, Peter walked like a normal person, while I was prancing like a baby deer. Let's just say Peter called me the 'special' one of the duo.

"Here it is, the orb." Peter said, with confidence as he placed the silver sphere onto the glass table, "Where's Yondu?" The buyer asked. "Wanted to be here, sends his love. Also said that you got the best eyebrows in the business." I explained, laughing slightly at my own eyebrow comment, since he had only like fifteen hairs on each, and were both three inches long.

"Need I remind you two that this orb does allow you to receive quite a bit of money." The buyer explained, Peter scoffed, "Damn right it better, we almost died getting it for you. Some guy named Ronan was after it." The buyer looked like he had seen a ghost and shoved the orb into Peter's chest, pushing him and me toward the door.

"Woah, woah, woah, what the hell is wrong?" I asked as he continued to push us out the door, "I will have nothing to do with Ronan, nothing!" The buyer screamed and finally pushed us out the door. "Hey we had a deal bro!" Peter screamed at the door, "What happened?" A new voice said, making us turn toward a green woman eating a food of some kind, casually leaning against the wall.

"You don't need to-" I was cut off by Peter, ladies and gentlemen, were in a crisis and he's flirting. "This guy just backed out of a deal on us. If it's one thing I hate, it's a man without integrity." Peter said toward her. "You have the Bering of a man without integrity." She said looking him up and down. That was the last straw, well, looking as she's probably way stronger than me, there can be one more straw.

"Well, I wouldn't say that about myself. People say it about me all the time." Peter said, tossing the ball in the air slightly and catching it. Suddenly, the green woman took him and me both by surprise and snatched the orb from Peter's hands and running off. Peter's head snapped toward me, indicating that he wanted me to go after the woman. I groaned and rolled my eyes, sighing and muttering a 'fine' before running off.

I jumped on the woman, making her squeal in surprise. She soon flipped me over, landing on top of me. I punched her several times in the stomach before she pulled me hair, "Woah, when the hell did we establish that hair pulling was part of this?" I screamed at her, pulling her hair to get her to stop. "Right before I pushed you off the bridge." She cockily spoke. I was confused by the green woman, "But you didn't push me off the brid-" She cut me off by pushing me off the bridge.

She pushed me off the freaking bridge.

"Jasmine!" I heard Peter scream frantically. I closed my eyes and waited for impact, but it never came. My fall was broken by a fabric that I fell into, a bag. Idiots. "They're different genders, man!" I heard a voice say, "Mind letting me out of here?" I asked inside the bag. "We do actually, you're just as valuable as him." The voice called back to me. "Jasmine! Are you okay?" A different, which I recognized as Peter's said.

"Yep, just peachy. Just chilling in a bag, thanks for your concern and all." I sarcastically commented. "I'm going to get you out of there, alright? Just... Don't move." Peter called out, "Wow, Peter. Where am I going to go, the mountains? I'm in a freaking bag for gods sake." I called back out. I had enough of this Lysol smelling bag, so I did what your typical hand-to-hand combat expert would do, break the bag.

"What the hell was that?" A voice, revealing a raccoon spoke. I quickly ran away un-noticed. "Jas!" I turned toward Peter, who currently had the orb in his hands, running away from the green woman. "Catch!" My eyes widened, "Peter you know I can't- Oh, you're going to throw it anyways, okay." I focused on the orb as It flew from Peter's hands and into the air. This could go two ways, 1.) I catch the orb and look completely cool, or 2.) I don't catch it and look like an idiot.

I never found out.

The orb was stopped in a yellow light, as was I and the two kidnappers, Peter and the Green Girl.

"Citizen, drop you weapon!" A ship said. The raccoon, one of the kidnappers, dropped his large gun in the ray of light which captured it. "Ah Crap." It muttered.

Oh boy, back to jail.

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an

Hey-lo guys!

So this is pretty short but I procrastinated and it took forever with Christmas and stuff going on. Imma try to update more. Btw- THANK YOU ALL FOR 86 READS! I know it's not much but I'm so proud of how quickly it went up!!! Yay! Ily!

- m.