Taufan after using chopsticks for a month:
You know, chopsticks are really the way to go! 🥢
Want to eat chips without getting the grub under your fingernails? Chopsticks!
Want a last minute Halloween costume? Get one chopstick and now you're a wizard!
Ladies, forget about hair ties, twist your hair up and shove two chopsticks at the base to hold it in place!
Annoyed at someone and wished they become blind? Poke their eyes with chopsticks!
Gempa later banned Taufan from using chopsticks after he tried using them to poke Blaze's eyes out...
...then proceeded to yell at Solar for even teaching Taufan how to use chopsticks
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*inspired by that 'water can solve everything' joke (you've probably read it somewhere before)
I only use chopsticks keep my hair up and anything else that has to deal with food :D
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