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how i met your mother

mentions of sexual activities and curse words, dialogues are quoted from the show with some terms changed to fit the BBB Galaxy Universe

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year 2030

Amato: Kids- Um, son

BoBoiBoy: Yeah?

Amato: let's talk about the time I met your mother...

BoBoiBoy: oooooookay?

Amato: it all started back in 2005

Boboiboy: oh boy...

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year 2005

Solar and Thunder: *walking over to a girl

Solar: *taps her shoulder

Girl: *turns over

Solar: Hey, haaaaave you met Thundy?

Thunder:

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Solar: Prostitution is the world's oldest profession

Ice: You really think so?

Solar: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out

Ice: So the oldest profession would be fisherman

Solar:

Ice:

Solar: Withdrawn

Ice: Lawyered...

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Blaze: So where are you from? Heaven?

Ice: That's right, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line

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Cyclone: Hey! How's my favorite architect? Other than incredibly handsome

Thunder: Hey, dad

Cyclone: No, it's Cyclone

Thunder: What do you need

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*phone rings

Thunder: Hello?

Solar: //deepened voice// Put on the suit, Mr. Storm

Thunder: Solar, I know it's you. Where's my stuff?

Solar: //still in deep voice// This isn't Solar.... But I heard that guy is awesome. Meet me at Tok Aba's Kopitiam in an hour

Thunder: How will I know who to look for since we've never met?

Solar:

Solar: I look like Solar

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Cyclone: Ask him something

Solar, on the phone with Thorn: How are you feeling today?

Thorn: Fine

Cyclone: Something personal

Solar: At what age did you first get your period?

Thorn:

Cyclone:

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Ice, talking on the phone with Blaze: I just wanna say, from the bottom of my heart.....

....I am going to kill you

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Thorn: So, Captain. How'd you get that name anyway?