[what an asshat : four]
"Ugh! How can they have such perfect love lives in movies?! Like, damn! I want to not get cheated on. I want 10 guys to fall in love with me all at once! I want a thick ass!—wait, well.. I do but— How can they just be so... so perfect?" The boy whines, yelling into his phone as he sits in front of the TV screen, a love drama playing out on his screen.
"Stop being such a drama queen, jimin ! It's just a movie," Hoseok replies back in the phone with a chuckle.
"Yeah, sure. Just a movie.. but hyung, its a movie where two people fall in love!!" He wails, getting ready to through another complaint for the said poor boy, Hoseok to hear, he was stopped.
"It's not actually real, you know that right?" He asks, a sigh leaving his lips.
"Well.. well, most of them end up! But so what if it's not? They're acting, and it's still love!! Hyung, I fucking want. Go get me a man, now."
"Sure, let me just speed dial Jungkook, he'll want to!" His friend chirps which makes him gasp.
"No! Hoseok , he doesn't even like me anymore... Plus, I'm not even sure of my feelings for him like that anymore.."
"...first, Hoseok HYUNG. Second, you're shittin' me, right? He's so whipped for you.. do you NOT see it in his eyes- and please you know you are too."
"Shut up.. What do you mean—"
"When he looks at you, I swear.. flames of butterflies. He lights up whenever he's talking to you. How—how do you NOT see it?!" He heaves a sigh and Jimin giggles.
"You.. you really think so?" He asks, already knowing the answer. He giggles some more as he can practically see Hoseok's face— eyes rolled so far back in his head which meant "obviously".
"Duh. Now, I'm going to go text him and get you the man you really want.."
"Hoseok, no!"
Beep.
"Shit," Jimin whispers under his breath, dropping his phone as he grips his face in his hands. "What an asshat—"
He hears his phone ding not a second later when he sees hoseok send him a winking emoji then a goodnight kissy face. And yeah, Hoseok called Jungkook "accidentally" setting Jimin's high school crush up with their other best friend.
—
Fill in chap :> ++ double update
YOU ARE READING
sweeter than vanilla. ┊namseok
Fanfiction❝-sweeter than vanilla.❞ @gayffeee, 2020. two boys sat at a bench, drinking two cans of sprite one day, and bonding over vanilla ice cream the next. STARTED ; may.25 BEGINNING ; june.3rd END ;
