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Six the musical memes/stuff
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Divorced
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Beheaded
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Died
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Divorced
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Beheaded
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Survived
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And tonight, we are
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Live
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Listen up let me tell you a story
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A story that you think you've heard before
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We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
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Know all about the glories and the disgraces
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I'm done 'cause all this time
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I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
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So I picked up a pen and a microphone
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History's about to get overthrown
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Divorced
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Beheaded
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Died
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Divorced
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Beheaded
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Survived
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But just for you tonight
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We're divorced, beheaded, live!
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Welcome to the show, to the historemix
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Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
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Raising up the roof till we hit the ceiling
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Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
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But now we're
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Ex-Wives
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All you ever hear and read about
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Is our ex and the way it ended
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But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
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You're gonna find out how we got, unfriended
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Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice
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'Cause we're taking you to court
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And every Tudor rose has its thorns
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And you're gonna hear 'em live
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In consort
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Divorced
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Beheaded
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Died
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Divorced
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Beheaded
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Survived
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But just for you tonight
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We're divorced, beheaded, live!
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Welcome to the show, to the historemix
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Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
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Dancing to the beat till the break of day, once
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We're done we'll start again like it's the Renaissance
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
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But now we're
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Ex-Wives
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My name's Catherine of Aragon
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Was married twenty-four years I'm a paragon
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Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
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So if you try to dump me
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You won't try that again
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I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up next
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See I broke England from the church
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Yeah I'm that sexy
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Why did I lose my head?
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Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red
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Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved
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(Rude)
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When my son was newly born, I died
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But I'm not what I seem or am I?
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Stick around and you'll suddenly see more
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Ich bin Anne of Cleves
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Ja
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When he saw my portrait he was like
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Ja
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But I didn't look as good as good as I did in my pic
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Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little-
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Prick up your ears I'm the Catherine who lost her head
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(Beheaded)
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For my promiscuity outside of wed
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Lock up your husbands
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Lock up your sons
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K. Howard is here and the fun's begun
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(Survived)
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