Baka hunt

Infinite strength?

Ban: *walks to the center of a grassy field with hands in his pockets like a thug*

King: *standing about a yard away from Ban* Oi Ban, what is this for again? Dont tell me your trying to kill me.

Ban: What no way..at least not yet. I want to use physical hunt on you. At this rate I'll never be able to beat Cap'n. *punching the air like a boxer*

King: But wont that make me lose stamina?! You are trying to kill me you dumb fox!

Ban: No no. You're not listening, I just want to see how strong i gotta be to get close to beating Cap'n.

King: Tch! Okay go ahead..

Ban: *sings* that's more like it.~ *points hands towards King* Physical Hunt!

King: *starts to feel muscles getting weaker and weaker* Isnt that enough?!

Ban: *puts hands down* Etto..I don't really feel stronger..physically.

King: *gets a bit frustrated* Are you calling me weak?!

Ban: Oi oi! I'll try again. This time taking something else. *puts hands out towards King*

King: Wait, what do you mean something else..? *slowly descending onto the ground*

Ban: *pokes tongue out and sings* Oh hoho. I like thaaat.~ *puts hands down*

King: Bastard! You're taking my magic power! Chastifol! *chastifol points towards Ban*

Ban: *starts to levitate, singing* Ehehehe youve been holding out on me King.~

King: *feeling weaker* Dammit. *snaps fingers* Increase! *chastifol multiplies into 50 more*

Ban: You still have this much? Maybe i'll take more. *all 50 chastifol's fly towards Ban* Hm I guess later then. *sweats*

King: Pierce! *the chastifol's go straight through Ban*

Ban: *passes out*

King: *starts regaining power and floats past Ban* Damn fox.. *chastifol turns back into a pillow*

Ban: *wakes up 20 minutes later fully healed* That still wasn't nearly enough to beat Cap'n. *sighs in a singing tone then walks back to the boarhat*

Hawk: *dashes towards Ban*
Ban! *stops at his feet*

Ban: Yo master.~

Hawk: If you wanted to get strong enough to beat Meliodas you should've tested it out on me first! *puffs smoke from his nose*

Ban: *thinks to himself "He was watching that whole time.." then sweats* Eh sure Master..

Hawk: Dont think I'll just let you take my Godlike power so easily. *gets in a stance*

Ban: *jumps back a few feet* Alright show me what you got.

Hawk: Ehehehe *charges up special ability in his head*

Ban: Hes getting pretty serious. *readies himself*

Hawk: Here I come! Ultra super sirloin explosion! *starts rolling to Ban at a high speed* Tonka tonka tonka ton-!

Ban: *puts finger out while Hawk rolls toward him* Physical hunt.

Hawk: *stops rolling instantly faints*

Ban: *says in the same surprised tone he used when realizing hawk was a talking pig* N- N- Nani?! So fast!

Diane: *walks over, hearing Ban's loud voice* Whats all the commotion? *looks at hawk* Baaann?!

Ban: *says nervously and unsure of himself* Its..not what it looks like?
Ehehehe *sweats*

Diane: *frustrated, starts punching Ban into the ground swiftly* ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

*some minutes pass..*

Diane: *walking off, holding hawk in her arms and humming happily*

Ban: *still trying to regenerate, completely crushed* Th- that's it..! Thats the power i need to defeat Cap'n!
*twitching, putting hand out towards the sun for a few seconds before passing out*

*little Elaines floating around his head*

-To Be Continued-

Narrator~kun: I like writing about NNT so I think i'll finish up the next part soon. *smiles*