One day, Roman was watching The Newsies for the 525,600th time and Virgil was chilling in his room, scrolling through tumblr, and Patton and Logan were on a date.
Then Remus showed up.
Remus kicks the door down, letting in an entire army of jet pack rats with tiny knives, bb guns, and party poppers, yelling, "Buenos dias fuck boys!".
Roman immediately jumped up, pulling his sword out of thin air. Remus immediately jumps over, swiftly duck tapping his brother to the ceiling along with all the furniture. Roman starts waving his sword around randomly, trying to hit Remus, while Remus repeatedly throws a chair at him.
Remus then goes back to throwing the chair at Roman while Roman continues swinging his sword around, resulting in one of the chair legs getting chopped off. After that Remus put the chair down and started throwing pop rocks at him instead.
While all this is happening the rats are flying around stabbing and shooting the furniture.
Then, after three hours of this, Logan and Patton come back from their date. They walk in and, seeing the scene before then, immediately call Janus to come and pick up his rat boyfriend.
After they hung up, Virgil started coming down the stairs and snuck into the kitchen. He swiftly grabbed a whole box of poptarts and the whole package of oreos, as well as some of the pop rocks Remus was throwing around.
No one has even noticed he was in the room until he was running back up the stairs yelling, "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE FUCKERS!" To which Patton responds with, "Language!" And they all started playing the word association game until Janus arrived.
Janus quickly pulls up and jumps out of the car, running in yelling, "REMUS, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK! WE'RE LEAVING!" Before grabbing him by the ear and dragging him out of the house and into the car while Remus yells, "YoU LoOk LiKE a SNeCK!" As Remus and Janus leave, all the rats follow them and Janus swiftly drives away.
Logan quickly pulls Roman off the ceiling and all three guys start pulling the furniture down. Once they get all the furniture off of the ceiling, fix the broken chair leg with duct tape, and then they go about their day as normal, as if this has happened a thousand times.
Which it has.
Me and PaxTheWitch are gonna try and post on this every Monday. Key word try if we don't it's probably because we're reading fanfic instead of writing it, so don't at us. Till next week guys gals and non-binary pals peace out
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Jet Pack Rats (Chaotic Remus Oneshots)
Random(Cover art by @Inkysansyismine )This is what happens when you leave me and @PaxTheWitch alone for thirty minutes
