One day Janus walks down into the basement to find Remus's animal armies. The army of squirrels with hats, the jet pack rat army, and the possum army. The possum army and the jet pack rat army were wearing pride flag flower crowns. The armies are sitting nests made of hooman hair.
Janus then loudly calls Remus down to the basement. Remus comes skipping down the stairs and smile at Janus. "Explain," Janus said. "Well, I got the hair from a hair salons dumpster!" Remus said giddily. Janus gave Remus a disappointed, dead eye stare.
Remus then starts making birb noises as Janus finds a singular real birb next. Janus then proceeds to poke the birb nest, which teleports him to BIRBLAND™️. Remus follows Jan through the portal to find a very confused Jan.
Jan says, "WHAAAAAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!??"
Remus says, completely serious, "Tom is birb and birb is BIRBLAND™️ and BIRBLAND™️ is ultimate land that needs a portal like narnia but birbland is where worshippers of da birb go to join birb army."
Then BIRBLAND™️ gets nuked into apocalypse.
Remus and Janus reappear in hooman world and walk out of basement. They walk into kitchen to see Virgil, Roman, and the gremlin army stealing their food.
As soon as the thieves notice the two, they jump and scatter, jumping out random windows and escaping into the outside world.
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Jet Pack Rats (Chaotic Remus Oneshots)
Random(Cover art by @Inkysansyismine )This is what happens when you leave me and @PaxTheWitch alone for thirty minutes
