I deleted this rant because when i wrote it i was half awake and i sounded really fucking uneducated and its embarrassing, soooo yeah
I wasn't sure if I should have Sigmund do the "Vhy hello" or just make it normally typed so imma do both because I'm indecisive unless yall comment for something different. Anyways... ONTO THE STORY :D
Fanboy waved at Sigmund who was stood in Kyles doorway. "Siggy it's nice to see you again."
"I've told you a million timez my name izn't Siggy," he mocked. "It's Sigmund. Anyways, I'm sure you're wondering what I'm doing here."
Sigmund walked in causing Kyle to glare, still despising Sigmund after all these years. "Yeah, your ego is taking up the whole room. Explain and leave."
Sigmund laughed softly confusing the others. "Actually I'm here to see my boyfriend. He said to meet him here I dunno why but who am I to not respect the wishes of the one I admire."
"Boyfrien-" the others started to question.
"Hey, Sigmunddd babbbyyy you're here!" An all too familiar voice said standing behind them all.
Sigmund smiled widely. "ChumChum you're finally here!" He smiled rushing over to pick up and hold the other one, both of them hugging each other closely.
Kyle walked over to the couch sitting next to Fanboy. He was a tad jealous but he had Fanboy, he didn't need Sigmund. Fanboy seemed unphased. "So you're going to leave us alone now right? Cause as I told ChumChum, I'm not being your friend if you're gonna keep being a dick to Kyle."
ChumChum pouted, feigning innocence. "Of course I will, I have Sigmund now, I don't need you or Kyle.
Fanboy didn't completely believe them but 'innocent until proven guilty' was something he 100% stood by. "Cool, now not to be rude but I'd prefer you guys to leave so I can hang out with Kyle alone."
Soon enough ChumChum and Sigmund left. They sat in silence for a bit before kyle finally spoke up. "So, Sigmund and ChumChum are a thing, that's weird."
"They're just doing it to make us jealous." Fanboy shrugged it off, pulling kyle closer to hold him. "I know ChumChum doesn't really like Sigmund, it's obvious."
Kyle nodded understandingly ignoring the idea of him possibly getting jealous. "Yeah, you're right." He smiled holding him or trying to.
Fanboy pulled away, the tension quickly rising. "What? What do you mean? Are you actually jealous of them?"
Kyle shook his head quickly. "No! No, that's not at all what I meant. I just... Sigmund and I have history and it worried me if they started going out that something bad would happen... That's all I promise, I care about you too much to let something as trivial like that cause anything to happen to our relationship."
Fanboy stood for a minute, trying to decipher if the other was lying. "Ok, I'm sorry for freaking out I just... I don't want ChumChum ruining this for us you know?"
kyle nodded, easily accepting the other when he was hugged, giggling softly. "Fanboyyyyyyy," he whined, "what did I say about tickling me?" He pouted only to be pinned by the other. "Ah-" he yelped his face turning red when he saw just how close Fanboy was to his face, a smirk on the pastel boys face.
The sat like that for what felt like hours but was only minutes. Kyles mouth went dry out of nervousness, he knew there were a few directions this could go. He definitely trusted fanboy if they were to already do anything sexual; he just wasn't sure if it was too early. Then again he was more conscious of where fanboys hands were. One held his arms while the other hand was rested gently on his hip, insinuating he could still possibly be tickled. Fanboy leaned down kissing kyle sweetly who kissed back with a smile. "You're so cute," Fanboy whispered as he lowered himself to lay on top of kyle.
Kyle giggled and wrapped his, now freed, arms around Fanboy. "Mmm no, you are, you're the one laying on me so I can't get away cause you just care about me sooo much." He teased getting a light flick in the forehead from the other. "Ouch." He mumbled teasingly which rewarded him with a forehead kiss from Fanboy. He hummed softly as they cuddled no words needed, they just needed to be holding each other.
A few hours later they had decided to order pizza, one cheese, one pepperoni, and one sausage, the doorbell rang as kyle was pouring them each a drink so throwing the money to fanboy who ended up putting it on the table not telling kyle he was going to pay for them. He paid for the pizza and sat down at the table waiting for kyle smiling at him once he walked into the room. "What're you smiling at?"
"The person who matters most in my life." He mumbled making kyle nearly stumble out of surprise. Fanboy laughed softly standing to carry the cups so kyle wouldn't make a mess.
Kyle was there for a solid minute face bright red and leaning against a wall. "I will never understand how you were able to do that... This ain't fair...." He mumbled as he sat down pouting as Fanboy handed him a slice of pizza. They ate, talking for a bit just about school and random facts about themselves that the other didn't know.
Hours passed of them talking and being stupid by playing games like tag, and twister and stuff Kyle never got to do because he didn't have many friends at milkweed and once he moved there he spent too long trying to get back into Milkweed he didn't bother making real friends. They soon went to bed cuddled in each other's arms.
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ChumChum and Sigmund stood in the Fanlair, ChumChum pacing back and forth. "Well zat didn't work, vhat do we do now?"
ChumChum shrugged, but kept thinking. "Maybe we gotta go more extremem? Maybe they just didn't show the jealousy in front of us?"
"Yeah, but how extreme exactly?"
"Kissing? I love you? Anything to piss off Fanboy and make Kyle insecure will do the job."
They started planning, late into the night soon falling asleep in chairs or on the floor. The next morning they arrived to school super early to be in place for when Kyle and fanboy showed up. They stood off to the side pretending not to acknowledge the couple when they walked in, Sigmund was snuggling up to ChumChum which caught kyles eye. 'he never cuddled me like that... he said he hated physical contact..' Kyle thought bitterly, soon being flicked in the forehead by Fanboy. "Kyle, are you even listening?"
"Huh? Oh yeah... I'm here..."
"Ok.. As I was saying, we should go to the park for lunch today, be great to get out of the school for a bit."
Kyle nodded agreeing even though he was paying more attention to Sigmund playing with ChumChums hair. It made him green with envy, Sigmund never did anything like that for or to kyle. They were distant but... To see ChumChum of all people getting that guys attention wasn't fair.
Kyle decided to play at their game. "Tobyyy," he purred, quickly getting the attention of Fanboy and ChumChum. "Come here." Kyle pouted making Fanboy confused given that they weren't that far apart, but moved closer nonetheless only to be pulled into a kiss by Kyle, Fanboy obviously kissed back putting his hands at Kyles waist while the other wrapped his arms around Fanboys neck.
ChumChum had Sigmund look over and it caused them both to walk away out of anger. Kyle smirked and slowly pulled away from Fanboy putting his face in the others chest nuzzling him. "Sooo what was that about?" Fanboy asked knowing exactly why Kyle chose to do that.
"Just, wanted to... Felt protective." That wasn't a complete lie, he was feeling protective but also jealous and mad along with trying to make the others jealous to cover his insecurities as well. Fanboy blushed lightly and hugged the shorter one tighter, the insecurity was strong and Fanboy knew he had to console him, to make sure he understood he didn't want anyone else other than Kyle. Little by little Sigmund and ChumChums plan was working; it was only a matter of time before Kyle snapped.
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Jealousy takes many forms
FanfictionThis is a stupid pastel x punk au of fanboy and chum chum It'll be an obvious pairing of Fanboy and Kyle