Practice Day 1:
"We don't need to practice. We do this every f*cking day!" Jake said in a drunk manner.
"Dude, you gotta stop using drugs it's making you feel funny." I said.
I hope Jake wont get overdosed with his drugs. We didn't practice for a whole week. We need to practice now. Or we can play around with our instruments and compose songs, which we are actually doing right now.
"Hey Josh, why don't we rent a truck and hire a driver?" Roy asked.
"What for?" I asked curiosly
"We can perform live with that. On top of the truck." He said in an awesome manner.
Thats actually a pretty good idea. Why didn't I think of that. I'm so stupid.
"My uncle has a truck. He can probably drive it for us." Jake added.
"This is going to be really fun." I said.
"Okay guys lets go to Jake's uncle's house." Roy said.
We took the bus to the house. The bus stopped. It has flat tires. Ok I need to walk. I started walking and then a guy stole my wallet. Darnit! I kept on walking till I arrived.
"Hello?"
"He's not home," Jake said
I had to walk to this large beautiful house. And Jake is telling me his uncle is not home? I wasted my efforts for nothing. It's jakes fault.
*limo arrives*
Yep. That's his uncle alright. I need to wait for him to finish. I'll wander around this house. As I wandered I saw a beautiul girl. Oh my she's beautiful *blushes* . I'm so lucky I went here. She seems like she is a maid. She is so beautiful.
"Sir may I help you?" She speaks.
"Will you please go with me inside a janitor's closet." I asked.
"Okay sir?" She replied.
(Warning: Perverted Content)
This must be my luckiest day today, I'm going to score a girl. She led me to a janitor's closet. And we looked at each other. I pushed her to the wall and she grabbed on me.
"Miss, take off your uniform."
"Okay."
"Josh, please get out of the janitor's closet and please stop trying to have sex with my maid." a voice from a speaker said.
"Who is this?" I asked.
"I am Jake's uncle" he replied
This is really embarasing for the girl I almost had sex with. Her boss caught her doing this. I feel bad for her.
I went outside the house and I saw the guys outside. Instruments on top of the load. They seemed ready. We went on top of the load and then we stopped the truck in front of an intersection. We played there. People enjoyed us until the cops came.
And that's the first time I went to jail. The cops said they'll let the band out on the 9th. What do I do?
Practice Day 2:
It's August 10. I got out of jail yesterday around 8 o'clock. We didn't practice yesterday cause we were tired. The problem now is. Jake brought a girl here.
"I'm going to the bathroom," Jake said.
How are we going to practice properly with that girl here? Did he take another dosage of drugs? I hope not.
30 minutes later
"Okay, I'm done." Jake said.
"Are you ready to practice?" Roy asked.
"Yeah."he said. "Where's Jake?" he added.
Those were the last words I heard before I left the practice session. I went to a club to watch some bands play. The rival band played, and I realized that they can get lots of money.
I returned to the apartment for practice and guess what. They are gone. How do I solve this problem? I searched everywhere. I found them sleeping. And then they seemed tired so I slept too. Wait what time is it? 2 am?!?!?! I better sleep.
Practice Day 3:
I woke up on my bed. It feels so small. My roomates are sleeping beside me. Ugh it's so friggin tight. I need to get out.
"Practice DAY!!!" Jake and Roy shouted.
Aww sh*t. Now I need to shower. *gets punched by Jake* This has to be my daily life.
I went to the music shop to listen to some sample music. I jammed with those guys at the music shop when I saw my rival.
"Hey Josh, wanna jam?" he said.
"I dont jam with traitors like you." I answered furiosly.
"Heh, you're the real traitor here. Boys!" he called his band members. *beated me up*
Aww man. Why do they have to be dicks? I can't handle them by myself. I shouldn't have come here. They threw me to the dumpster. I smell like shit.
I went back home to take a shower. And then as I showered. I saw a girl staring at me while I was taking a shower. I got a towel and ran out of the room.
(Warning: Perverted Content)
The girl entered my room and sat on my lap. Am I scoring a girl now? She sat on my d*ck and then it got hard.
"Take off my towel." I said
She took it off without a comment. She saw my thing hardening. She jumped on it and suddenly....
I woke up. Phew that was one sexy dream. Wait am I still in the dumpster? Aww sh*t. I need to go home. I see women and chests of women. That was friggin sexy. Wait... am I naked? How the hell am I going back to the apartment? *looks at newpaper* Aww F*ck. I ran to my apartment naked. A lot of women were staring at me. Goodthing I was covering my face.
I arrived home pretty late for practicing. I should go practice.
Last Practice Day:
"Ok guys, this is our last practice. Then we will go to the club later on." Ron says.
"On todays news, naked man streaks on the street. Here is a picture of him *showing me and my ugly d*ck* . Women and children started running. The streaker was not identified. Back to you Tom"
Aww F*ck. I was exposed on the f*cking news channel. I hope no one knows its me.
"Hey Josh. Nice dick on my tv screen." Jake said.
F*ck
After Practice
"You guys ready?" I asked
"Hell yeah! Let's go!" Jake replies loudly.
As we were taking the car to the Club. The car suddenly ran out of gas.
"How the hell are we getting there?" Ron asked.
