College, Sex, and The Holy Bible

"Porn & Privacy"

Something that you realize very quickly when you're sharing a room with someone is that moments to yourself are pretty hard to come by. Therefore, you have to capitalize on every single opportunity. I'm a fan of porn I have no problem admitting that. The majority of people in this wotld watch porn and the rest are either religious nuts or liars. Anyway, I digress, it became pretty difficult to maintain my "hobby" with someone else in the room all the time. So like most rational minded men, I improvised: bathrooms, showers, etc. It really is a shame that porn is so frowned upon by the public. Everyone is so sensitive these days. People act like they don't enjoy fucking, smoking a joint, or watching porn every once in a while. However, I'm going to tell you about a girl who doesn't.

I met Karen at orientation and porn in a weird way brought us together (It's not what you think perverts, so put it back in your pants). We were chilling in the student union, and she asked me to borrow my laptop. It's important to tell you that I have a Macbook Pro, so when you're surfing the web you can set bookmarks by pressing a key. For instance to go to Google you's simply press the "G" key and press enter. Okay, don't judge me, but at a point my porn hobby became so frequent that I'd switched some of the hot keys. Basically what I'm saying is that if you press the "G" key on my computers you'll see a lot of ass in your face.

I warned her about this before she opened my latop. It took a second to boot up, so we decided to talk about something random. It's not really important, but we got so involved in the conversation that she completely forgot about my warning. I've never seen a black guy blush, but I swear on everything that is holy that my fave was an apple. I quickly shut my laptop as I heard the audio begin to play, and Karen simply looked me in the eyes and said "Pornhub huh? That's my favorite site too! Ha ha!". That was literally one of the most embarrassing porn moments I've ever had, but luckily I made a good friend out of the situation.