Getting Wheezer

Using Sheen

   It was the next day, Tuesday. I needed to find this girl Carl was talking about.
I know that I sound obsessed. That's because I am. You most likely think I'm some weirdo, but if I were you I'd think the same thing. Trust me, if you knew Carl you'd be doing the exact same thing I'm doing right now. I got deep into my thoughts while Ms. Fowl was yelling like always. I started thinking about that office lady. She mentioned her son "Jimbo" knowing Carl. I needed to find her son so I could collect info on him. It was homeroom and everyone was unpacking their book bags. I walked up to Ms. Fowl and asked who Jimbo was. She looked confused at first, but then replied with "Ohh! You must mean Neutron!" She pointed to an Oompa Loompa looking kid with a giant head way too big for his neck and doo-doo ice cream looking hair. He looked like Perez Hilton. Regardless of his disgusting pear shaped face, I decided to conversate . I walked up to him asking how his day was. I had to suck up to him before I asked him to give me the info I wanted. "Pretty good, and you?" He replied. I said that I was doing great. "Do you know who Carl's crush is?" He looked at me in surprise "Oh, now I know why you were talking to me." He said. I cringed out of embarrassment. "I'm not spilling. Carl's my best friend!" He said. I awkwardly laughed as I speed walked into the girl's bathroom. "Neutron won't spill, so I have to find a stupid person to use" I thought. I walked out of the bathroom as I heard the bell ring for third period. I walked into the classroom late, so I had to sit in the only available seat; which was next to Sheen. I sighed as I listened to him rant on and on about his stupid ultralord doll. I was getting annoyed and was about to pimp slap him. That's when I got an idea. Why not bribe Sheen? He was obviously dumb enough. It wouldn't be any hard work getting what I wanted out of him. But how?