Now it's lunchtime. I've been so distracted by Carl that I forgot to make friends. It's only the third day of school anyway. I decided to join the athletic kids and the dank meme kids. We started talking about Keanu Reeves, but I couldn't let myself get distracted. I had to steal Sheen's action figure. I walked up to the table Jimmy, Carl, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 Sheen we're sitting at. I asked if I could sit there and nobody answered so I just did it. We all sat there in complete silence until I said "𝚢𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚓𝚊𝚣𝚣?" Sheen and Carl looked in a confused way. I took that opportunity to take Ultralord. I snatched him and put him in my bra. Luckily, because of my flatness nobody noticed. I walked away after saying goodnight like an idiot. I was waiting patiently to see when Sheen would notice. We were in Spanish after recess, and while Mr. Drew was doing weird mouth exercises, Sheen yelled "WHERE'S ULTRALORD?!" I acted as if I was in extreme shock. I asked if I could go to the bathroom. Mr. Drew said "why didn't you go during break?" I said "girl problems" and he chocked up. I snuck out of school and went to Carl's house. Don't ask how I know where he lives. Luckily, everyone in school lives close to each other. I put a croissant on a plate. Hopefully that would distracted Jimmy and Sheen from the main problem.
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Getting Wheezer
ActionYou're spending the school year in my point of view. I have to shoot my shot with my crush Carl Wheezer, despite his simping over Jimmys mom
