"GET DOWN JAEHYUN 19!"
"wtf whyd u scream that loud did u forget we're CONJOINED ure gonna make me DEAF"
"IDK JUST GET DOWN JAEHYU-"
*bang bang*
*siren noises*
[at the mafia's place]
"emi got shot... is there anything u can do, rie? i hired u because u said u can do doctor shit" said sammy.
"i can! but since the bullet hit her angular and supramarginal gyrus, she wont be able to read from now on."
"omf whatever the angles and supermargin gears ITS OKAY she doesnt need to know how to read if shes part of us she just needs to know how to hold a gun and get down FFS" said mal.
"ok ill carry on with the surgery" said rie the ratjun😗.
*door opens, suli enters*
"did u manage to hold them off while we ran away? im sorry we had to leave u; emi got shot. we cant just keep fighting them or emi will slow us down." said mal
"what can i DO im an ANT¿ i made them feel itchy tho BUT THATS BASICALLY IT!" said suli
"WTF so where'd they go??" rie asked
"after u guys ran away, the cops came immediately. ofc they just thought i was a regular ant so they left me alone AND they managed to arrest everyone from the rival mafia except for a roach so i brought her here." said suli
suli pushed doe, the roach, in the house leaving sammy and mal speechless. doe was very scared since she was part of the rival mafia of the sexc ed mafia. sammy ordered doe to be locked up so that they could get information about their mafia.
[30 mins later]
rie finished performing surgery on emi. rie got a piece of paper that said "if u can read this ure gay" and she told emi to read it.
"what does that say? oww my head hurts>:(((" said emi.
"OMGNSBXNSN she really cant read oh goodness gracious ok just let her rest" mal said
everyone in the sexc ed mafia got ready for dinner by taking a bath to rinse off the blood and cooking delicious food.
"should we feed the roach too?" suli said
"uh.. n-"
"YES ??" said sammy&mal cutting emi off
"wtf why?" emi asked
"w-well .... we c-can get information f-from her by threatening h-her that we wont feed her unless s-she says something¿?" sammy&mal stuttered loooollll
*rie plays a voice recording of sammy&mal shouting "I ONLY STUTTER WHEN IM INTERESTED IN SOMEONE... THAT WAS A SLIP UP STOP" and puts it at the highest volume* "mhm mhm" rie said
"CAN WE JUST EAT IN PEACE PLS OK LETS FEED THE ROACH TO MAKE HER TO TALK AMEN" suli shouted
