You know what you have been been sent down to earth to do. You pack your bags and turn into a black man named lil huddy. Your side bangs keep getting in the way of your vision and your spaghetti legs keep snapping. In realization that this form wont be efficient you change into peaches, soon after you catch clamídia and scream in joy about it on insta. Every time you take a step your phat juicy ass claps the run to de tre wasnt easy but you made it. LAQUISA YOU BITCH! You start charging at her and she breaks down crying "im sorry" she says but its too late you through her out the window. You heard the screeching noise of laquisa's death. You did it you defeated the monster. You take the form of shrek and begin twerking in victory. You hear the door slam open and its lele pon? Oh no you must run! The room you ran into has a pentagram in the center of the room. You see the most smexy man in the middle of the pentagram. You hid under a tree then you realized it was the real trë...