is John Paul Jones actually John Paul Jones?

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/please ignore this chapter it's stupid af

k listen up.

so basically i googled John Paul Jones


and what do i see

yea like who is this fella

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yea like who is this fella

so I did some digging


first of all

look at his cheekbones

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look at his cheekbones

like sorry is there a single difference in these pictures

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like sorry is there a single difference in these pictures

(ok so from now on JPJ from LZ will be JPJ2 cuz It's just easier)

JPJ2 was born is UK, and where does JPJ comes from? also the UK

JPJ was born 6 July 1747

JPJ2 was born 3 January 1946

and you might say "dorszai wtf the year isn't even the same" and i say stfu

January is the first month of the year

July is the seventh month of the year

7-1=6 💀

not only it is the day that JPJ was born, but also it's the last digit of the year that JPJ2 was born

JPJ was born is Kirkbean (at least i think so lmao)

Kirkbean is 8 letters long

JPJ2 was born in Sidcup (i think)

Sidcup is 6 letters long

8+6=14

you know what else has 14 letters (actually 13 letters and 1 number but i'm running low on the arguments to this shit)?

John Paul the 2nd

yea ok anyway

JPJ2 father was called Joe

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JPJ2 father was called Joe

and you know what?

Jean is the name of JPJ's mother

and yea i dunno what i wanted to say about it, i guess both of these names have a J and O lol

i'm so sorry that this chapter exists

o and also sorry for all of the mistakes in my spelling, english is not my first language and i began learning it not that long ago

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