/please ignore this chapter it's stupid af
k listen up.
so basically i googled John Paul Jones
and what do i see
yea like who is this fella
so I did some digging

first of all
look at his cheekbones
like sorry is there a single difference in these pictures
(ok so from now on JPJ from LZ will be JPJ2 cuz It's just easier)
JPJ2 was born is UK, and where does JPJ comes from? also the UK
JPJ was born 6 July 1747
JPJ2 was born 3 January 1946
and you might say "dorszai wtf the year isn't even the same" and i say stfu
January is the first month of the year
July is the seventh month of the year
7-1=6 💀
not only it is the day that JPJ was born, but also it's the last digit of the year that JPJ2 was born
JPJ was born is Kirkbean (at least i think so lmao)
Kirkbean is 8 letters long
JPJ2 was born in Sidcup (i think)
Sidcup is 6 letters long
8+6=14
you know what else has 14 letters (actually 13 letters and 1 number but i'm running low on the arguments to this shit)?
John Paul the 2nd
yea ok anyway
JPJ2 father was called Joe
and you know what?
Jean is the name of JPJ's mother
and yea i dunno what i wanted to say about it, i guess both of these names have a J and O lol
i'm so sorry that this chapter exists
o and also sorry for all of the mistakes in my spelling, english is not my first language and i began learning it not that long ago