ghostmyers fanfic (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

drunkie luv!

the entity was feeling nice today so he decided to allow the killers to go to places like bars and restaurants to relax a bit.

after hearing the news, the killers cheered. they have been in this hellhole for who knows how long already.

the killers could choose where to go themselves.

nurse,pig,spirit went to a coffee shop to hang out.

trapper,wraith and hillbilly were always like a family so they decided to go to a theme park- after all, hillbilly's mindset is still a child's and he deserves some love.

clown went to the last circus he used to work at, to feel nostalgic at least.

(too lazy to write the rest lmao)

the lovebirds of the killers: ghostface and Michael Myers had so many ideas to where to go but they ended up deciding to go to a bar. its been a while since both of them had cracked a cold one, isnt it?

the entity made them look more human and less terrifying and made sure none of them plan to escape.

the two killers went to a local bar in Haddonlfield, it was night already so the bar was filled with people.

the bar looked quite cozy, everything seems to be made of wood. theres little frames of pictures, warm coloured lights and stuff. its decoration looked amazing.

"alrighty! do you wanna sit at the counter with them spinny chairs or table?" asked ghostface.

Michael looked at him and softly said, "lets take the counter." ghostface agreed and hopped to the counter excitedly.

(ight for now lets call ghostie boy Danny)

Danny jumps on the round chair while Michael walks to the counter sliently. danny looked at the bartender and said, "ill get a good ol tequila," he turned to michael and asked him, "whatta bout you, Mikey boy?" Michael smiled and responded to his lover sweetly, "ill have a beer, thanks."

Danny looked at Michael with a disappointed look, "dude, really? cmon! try sumthin more fun other than beer! we dont get to go to bars- or anywhere at all that much! lets have some fun while we can." he shoulder bumped Michael on his chest.

Michael never liked the taste of alcohol, they tasted bitter and it wasnt his jam. but Danny was right, they were stuck in Entity's realm and they never couldve have fun at all. and plus- he didnt wanna make his boyfriend disappointed so he accepted. he doesnt know what to order and he remember a alchol named... whisky... scotch whisky. yeah, that. he overheard that on the tv the night he murdered his older sister, Judith Myers. he heard that it "tastes amazing" on the tv so he decides to gives it a shot.

"scotch whisky, please." said Michael.

Danny was quite surprised, he quickly turned to Michael and shouted, "wo-ho-ho dude, really? i didnt thought youd go that far, but fair enough." Michael smirked in response.

the bartender smiled and said, "good choice, you two seem to be good friends." Danny laughed and responded, "hah, we're more than friends, darlin."

the bartender smiled and went to grab their drinks.

Danny didnt like to just listen to the other customers talking and laughing. he wants to listen to Michael's hot ass deep voice! so of course, he jokingly said with a smug face, "if i get wasted at this bar today, your gonna need to princess carry me back to the realm." Michael giggled, "of course i will, my dear princess. after all. im the prince charming in this fairytale." both of them laughed.

after a while, the bartender returned with the bottles they ordered and pour it into their glasses. the bartender said with a smile,"enjoy your stay, gentlemen." Danny winked and smiled at him, after that he turned to Michael. "lets drink until we get absolutely destroyed!" shouted Danny. Michael couldnt help but laugh at the smaller man's words.

"Cheers."
"Cheers!"

the dark haired man chugged down the small liquor glass while the blond haired man took a little sip.

"mmm! this is some nice tequila. imma get another glass," said Danny. "you enjoyin your whiskey, mikey? heard they taste good."

Michael looked at the dark haired man and replied with, "it tastes alright," he then took a another sip, he thought it tasted good enough so he took some more sips.

turns out Danny can take a few bottles of beer and already get completely wasted. and Michael takes lots, lots, lots of alcohol to get just a little bit drunk.

after a few glasses of tequila...

Danny's face is completely red, hes mumbling nonsense and hes laughing uncontrollably. While the slient giant thats still sober after glasses of scotch whiskey siting right next to him, trying to support the small man from falling down on the floor.

the totally drunk man said, "anotheh..hic glahhs- hic plweash.."

Michael was concerned for his boyfriend so he puts him on his shoulder and softly said, "lets go... your so drunk darling." he left some cash on the counter they were sitting in front of and was slowly walking to the exit.

"yo du- hic dude... your s- hic so smexy... wahnna gibe me youhr n- hic numbher..?" Danny said, smiling from ear to ear.

Michael chuckled, and replied with "yes darling, of course. now lets get you sober again." the small man drunkenly said, "aw-haw-ha- hic haw cmon! i- hic wannah stay lonn-hic nnnger!"

the blond man, of course, denies the dark haired man's request and dragged him out the bar.

there was a park next to the bar so Michael decides to put Danny on a bench for now. Since Michael is a absolute chad unit and hes strong as hell. he decides to princess carry Danny because it is less tiring.

he gently laid Danny on a bench. Michael sat next to him and smiled, "you look extra cute today, dan, did you notice that?" Danny- who is completely wasted, replied with, "hehhehheh... im always hic cute! since i-hic im so cute, you shall give me a sm-hic mooch!" Michael softly grinned as he leaned down to kiss the drunk man.

The stars in the night sky shined brighter as the two shared a passionate kiss.

hhhhh here yall go with another fanfic! hope yall liked it. finna make some more aha