Chasm of Craziness and Stuff

~Rides~

Yesterday I went to an amusement park with my family. I was always scared to go on the huge rides that go so fast and has all those loop-de-loops.

Well, my mom forced me to go on one of the big scary ones.

Mom: You have to go on the roller coaster! Its the only way you'll get used to them!

Me: NONONONONONONONEVER

Later, on the start of the roller coaster-

Me: *screams before it starts*

*Cart starts moving*

Me: *screaming intensifies*

*Cart goes up the track*

Me: *screaming becomes louder*

*Cart goes down the track really fast*

Me: *stops screaming and nearly dies*

Mom the whole time: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Then after that, there was a thing there where you go on a boat thing and squirt other people with water cannon-guns.

I got wet.

Very wet.

I was still wet when we got home.

That sums up my Saturday in a nutshell.