So in school we had an awards ceremony, and the principle said this after it.
Principal: You guys are our only hope!
Me: HOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEEE
Later in class-
Quoted from a Google Document about grades-
'Many of you have done fine, even well - Congratulations! You have had a successful start in your school year. Some of you may be disappointed by the marks you see in your gradebook. Don’t despair! It is not final and can be fixed - If you choose to do so.'
Me: DESPAIRDESPAIRDESPAIRDESPAIRDESPAIRDESPEARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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