Haikyuu One Shots

iwaoi-promise to myself

oikawa might be a pretty boy but maybe he could be a pretty boy who also gets into too many fights...
idea from @/neutinya's au on insta (please go check out their art it's so pretty)

Punch. Kick. Dodge. Kick.

"Stay. The. Fuck. Away. From. Makki." I spat on the ground next to the pervert I was beating.

This disgusting man child with an inverted penis decided it was a good idea to slap Makki's ass after word got out about his sexuality. What a nasty rat. "The principal is going," he coughed up some blood, "to be hearing about this. One of my friends will definitely pay you back if I can't do it myself."

"Right, right, because you really think that it'd be a good idea to do that. Tsk," I kicked him one more time across the face and walked away from the body laying on the floor. I really didn't do that much damage, in my opinion. A simple trip to the nurse could fix that right up. The only problem was getting in trouble when the principal found out, or even worse, Iwa-chan.

Once I turn a corner from around the building, I'm greeted with a familiar face. Shit. I forgot the back of the school has cameras now due to people getting into fights like the one I was just in. There, the principle stood in front of me, angry face and all. "H-Heeeeey, Prince! How are you today? Good? That's good. I'm doing just dandy, thanks for asking! Now I have to go! Iwa-chan is waiting for me!" I began to prance away, acting innocent.

"Oikawa," he said, voice low. That meant he was mad. "Iwaizumi is already in my office. He found out about your 'after school activity,' and went out to look for you. I found him and sent him to my office, so we could both meet up with you. Let's go. I'll call the nurse to get your... victim. He will also be punished."

"Y-Yessir..." No matter how brave I was or how much trouble I didn't care to get into, I somehow always stuttered when getting yelled at or even sternly talked to.

We trudged our way to his office in the building, and he was right. Iwa-chan was there. He opened the door, and I walked in. Iwa-chan turned around and looked at me, worry in his eyes. "H-Hi Iwa-chan," I smiled.

"IDIOT!!!" He yelled as he stood up from his seat and lightly hit me in the gut. Usually he was much more violent than this, punching me in the arm or something. It was probably just because the principal was there.

"I'll call the nurse in another room, Oikawa you will get your punishment after that." The principal walked out of the room and down the hallway... at least he respected privacy.

"I-I'm sorry Iwa-chan..." I looked down at his fist that now just sat on my gut.

"Whatever..." He huffed as he hugged me. I immediately hugged back, although a little painful with how many punches to the chest that guy gave me.

"It was for Makki, I had to do it." I rubbed his back. He always got worried about me an my fights, and anytime I don't come back to the apartment on time he assumed I was in one. Sometimes I was just getting us coffee and when I come home there's a note saying to call him because he's out checking that I wasn't in another fight. I love him for how much he cares but I feel bad I'm burdening him, and he's never told me to stop.

If he ever did though, I would immediately stop in my tracks. He would and will always be my number one priority.

He sighed, "Fine, but just, be careful alright?" He looked up at me with those usually either really mad or really soft eyes.

"I always am, honey," I gave him another little hug since we can't really kiss in the middle of the Principal's office.

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