Ritchie and David chokes on their drinks.
David's mother: "Are you ok Sweeties? I didn't know you were in a relationship. Oh my son is definitely a top."
David: "I'm not! We are just friends!"
Ritchie: "If I was in a relationship I guess I'd be a bottom?"
David's sister: "Bros definitely a top and Ritchie definitely is a bottom."
David's mother nodes her head.
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Brandon: "I don't know what you think but we aren't in a relationship. If I was in a relationship I'd probably be a top.
His father: "I'm sorry to say this but with how you act sometimes, you're a bottom."
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Michael: "One I'm not in a relationship with them. Secondly I'm probably a b-"
His parents: "Top."
His mother: "Just because of your height doesn't make you a bottom. Trust me my sister was able to call this stuff out.
Michael auntie: "Michael and David are tops. Brandon and Ritchie are bottoms. I can tell if a person is a top or bottom just by looking at them or a picture. You really need to get in a relationship Michael."
