hello my name is lou reed, no i'm not a girl fucking assholes. it was somewhere in the 90's, i was hanging out with my ugly boyfriend david bowie. i wanted to break up with hes so disgusting and he smells like fish especially his breath. david: hi lou *breath smells* lou: oh h- *disgusted* david: is something fookin wrong lou? lou: YOU FUCKIN SMELL DAVID, I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU UGLY!!! david: WHAT YOU CANT, I MADE YOU FAMOUS JEW! lou: whatever go fuck mick fagger you fish without water looking ass. *pushes david & walks away* david: *gasps* oh my gawd how dare you! i will make you get stds!
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