so me and peaches went to go eat crawfish 🦞 and lordt it was disgusting, it smelled like fish and it reminded of my ex david bowie. i wanted to throw up 🤢. peaches: oh my god are you okay? lou: what do you think? cant you see stupid?!! peaches: sorry this crawfish is so amazing im gonna touch myself oooo daddy lou: *gets up and walks pass peaches to go throw up* wait a minute? the fish smell, i can still smell it. *smells peaches* damn i didn't know the sea could walk *disgusted* peaches: thats right its a lady problem periodt, all women smell like fish what do you mean lou? lou: can we leave please? you are so ugly and have mental issues, i don't wanna be caught seen with a nasty hippo like you! peaches: *starts to take off her clothes and twerks* lou: i pretend i do not see it. peaches: OOOOO DADDDY I WANT YOU, YOU SO BAD AND BABY I WANT YOU SO BAD! lou: *embarrassed* i um am leaving! by the time lou was gonna leave he bumped into david bowie, and david was watching them the whole time. david: hello reeeed lou: what the fuck do you want crack head david: really you left me for a hippo bitch? lou: yeah i did so what?! whats it to ya jealous ass fag!?!! david: 私はヒトラーがユダヤ人をクソしたようにあなたを殺すつもりです💢 lou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i am not japan 😭😭😭 david: *throws fire at lou* peaches: LOOK OUT LOU! *peaches transforms into a ghetto transformer* HEY DAVID DIOR DIOR DIOR OOOOO DADDY! david: what in the fookin sheit this is? peaches: *kills david with her smell* lou: new album idea thanks peaches 😍 peaches: oooo daddy
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