ever since that happened with david bowie i feel so much happy, i don't need to be gay anymore im tired of sucking corn dogs. so i was in new york cause thats were im from obviously im a jew. i was gonna go take the train to go buy some heroin because thats the only thing that makes me happy, while i was going this fat hippo looking bitch bumps into me and says "excuse me yankee with no brim your in my way!" i was so annoyed i wanted to slap the bitch but im gay so im nice, i asked her what her name was. her name was peaches like just that nasty ass fruit that taste like old lady perfume.
peaches: ooooo daddy
lou: what im not your dad!
peaches: oooo daddy you are so hot i love you, i am so turned on! 😍
lou: ok
peaches: oooo daddy
lou: *annoyed* you wanna go eat some crawfish?
peaches: yes obviously 🙄 ooo daddy your paying, im too poor!
lou: yeah obviously i can tell bitch you dress like your an 11 year old. *wants to die*
peaches: oooooooo dadddy!
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Humorlou reed falls in love with lovely peaches but david bowie is jealous 😑 what will happen?
