WARNING
Slightly Smutty
Teasing
Bullying
Offensive Title, But it's a song title
Steel Panther Story
“Lexxi would totally date that fat chick, huh Satch?” Michael asked, teasing Lexxi.
“Nah, I think Lexxi’s too pretty for her. That skank ho in the back is for him though.” Satchel replied. Lexxi was off in the bathroom crying. Stix walked in. Probably to take a shit, but he saw Lexxi. The fucker had no idea that he hadn’t locked the stall door.
“Hey Lex, what’s going on bud?” Stix asked the crying 30-some-odd-year-old.
“Satch and Michael are making fun of me, Stix. It hurts. I trusted them.” Lexxi replied, wiping some tears because hell, somebody actually cares.
“What were they saying Lex?” Stix sat down next to Lexxi and brushed his hair with his fingers.
“They said I’d date,” He gagged in between the beginning and end of his sentence, “girls.”
“Oh My GOD… I knew it! You’re Gay!” Stix reveled. Lexxi cowered, terrified Stix would hit him for being gay.
“Hey, hey, it’s okay Lex. I’m not gonna hurt you bud. In fact, I’m kinda glad you’re gay for a reason I will not disclose to you in public.” Stix smiled. It was eating at Lexxi to know Stix’s secret. Maybe if…..
“Come on big boy, tell me your secret. Or else ‘m gonna have to do something about your silence.” Lexxi purred seductively. Stix slapped his hand over his mouth to silence a loud moan.
“I can’t. Fans can’t know. Same with your secret Lexxi.” Stix looked down. Lexxi purred at the 50 year old. He put his hand on Stix’s inner thigh.
“Come on Stixxy, I don’t bite. Not hard anyway.” Lexxi cooed. Stix held his breath. Lexxi bit his ear, cooing and purring. Lexxi had his eyes set on Stix like an anaconda’s jaw locked on prey. Stix let out a soft moan, unable to hold back anymore. Lexxi smirked.
“You like that Stixxy? How ‘bout you tell me your secret so I can continue?” Lexxi cooed more, licking the man’s neck. Stix let out another auditory moan, feeling his crotch area harden.
“You’re a tease, Lex-” He was shut up by a harsh bite on the neck. Stix whimpered.
“Unless it’s your secret, I don’t wanna hear it Stix. Now be a dear and tell me that secret.” Lexxi’s voice got more demanding, Stix unable to take the swelling in his crotch any longer.
“Alright, Fine Lexxi, I’m gay. I’m gay as fuck. Now help me finish what you started.” Stix blurted out.
“Can’t. We’re on in 5 minutes.” Lexxi teased, although it was the truth. Needless to say, that was the night Stix sat behind the drums with a boner.
