Silly little lies and thoughts

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I'm going to tell you lies that I told or things I used to think were true or even some weird things about my family.
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Ok so 1) I used to think that paintings where made by magic

2) My brother will dip anything in applesauce. I once saw him eat a cheese stick with applesauce 🤮

3) ok so my brother is the only male cousin on my dads side.

4) I have been told that my fake British accent sounds like Emma Watson and that I sound like sssniperwolf at times

5) my brother has the longest hair in my family.

6) I once had to wear a eyepatch because I was scratching my eye so much

7) my parents made up a lie so here's the story. So my brothers the oldest 18, then my sister who's 15, then it's me, 11 so they told us there was supposed to be 2 years between each child so we had another brother two years older then me that my parents locked in the water softener. Funny.

8) my sister and I basically switched lives. She now has a black boyfriend with curly hair and now I'm single and hate guys. #basically gay though

9) I have written stories in my notes that only my cousin will ever read.

10) My sister used to tell people that my brother ate cake with applesauce.

11) I used to think that animated movies where action figures with people controlling them

12) I used to think that I was good at lying. I'm not

13) I'm going to write the next colt fandom. I will do my best at least.

Well good bi
Love -
Tess
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